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  1. mattiluvsjb94 mattiluvsjb94
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2010 8:48am UTC
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  2. ChubbyCheeks09 ChubbyCheeks09
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2009 5:26pm UTC
    There two reasons why i wake up in the moring.
    My Alarm clock
    &&
    You !!
    ♥♥♥

  3. ChubbyCheeks09 ChubbyCheeks09
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    Never giveupon
    someone youcan't
    go aday without
    thinkingabout

  4. ChubbyCheeks09 ChubbyCheeks09
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    No one understands how i feel,
    Until they have looked in your eyes,
    As long as i have
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  5. ChubbyCheeks09 ChubbyCheeks09
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    you know that feeling,
    that feeling you get when he tells you
    you just cant be friends anymore?
    thats the feeling that i have now.
    lazy with the colours.

  6. ChubbyCheeks09 ChubbyCheeks09
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    you think all boys are different?
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    well they are;
    they all break your heart differently

  7. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
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    April 19, 2010 7:13pm UTC
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  9. imma_jockerbro imma_jockerbro
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 5:51pm UTC
    & us girls are strong.....
    we take the heart break,
    the hormones, the tears,
    the bras, the shaving,
    & the make-up smears,
    we fake the smiles,
    we get good grades
    we always feel like we're playing charades;
    no-one may notice but we ache inside
    we try to be strong, but sometimes we let it slide
    </3

  10. Aortts5 Aortts5
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    April 24, 2010 4:49pm UTC
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  11. lexielu87 lexielu87
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    And yes.
    I do freak out whenever i see him.
    And yes.
    I hate it when he hangs out with her.
    And yes.
    I tell my friends when he texts me .
    And yes.
    I wanna jump up and down when he talks to me.
    And yes.
    I am in love with him.
    <3

  12. xx_old_schoolll_x13 xx_old_schoolll_x13
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 2:24pm UTC
    Things to do at Walmart
    Walk around dressed in Black with a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" and push them behind a shelf.
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    Go to a crowded section of the store. When someone takes something off the shelf yell "HEY! That's MINE!" If they object, throw a tantrum.
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    Go into a dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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    Play hide and go seek in the tire section.
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    Tape a feather boa to your arms and run around flapping your arms like a bird. If someone asks what your doing, simply reply "I am trying to make contact with THEM (motioning to the ceiling) and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't interupt. It upsets the Gods."
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    When the announcements come on get on the floor and yell "The Voices! They're back!"
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    Have a friend push you in a grocery cart and yell "The British are coming!"
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    Stand in the freezer in the Frozen Foods section. Make faces at little children.
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    Come up behind someone and yell "Get down! They'll find us!" and jump on top of them, causing them to collapse.
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    Put a bra and thong in a really mocho looking man's grocery cart. Then yell "Hey! Those are Mine!!" Rip them out of the cart and mutter "Perv"
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    Go up to random people and whisper "I see dead people." Then, take their hand and insist on showing them. Drag them outside the door and say "See? Can't you see them?" Put up a fight when they try to pull away.
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    Pass out Bananas to random people.
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    Ask people if they want to meet your friend, Ronnie. Motion to the empty space next to you.
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    Attempt to fly off a high shelf. Accidentally land on top of a customer.
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    Throw Confetti on people who walk into the store.
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    Take a can of orange juice and lead a trail to the bathroom.
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    Go to the meat section and yell "You must be ashamed!"
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    Yell "Avada Kedavra" at someone and throw green confetti.
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    Find someone with a sparkly clothing item and yell to a friend "Hey, look! The Cullens! They're back!"
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    Run from security. Be sure to use an old lady as a sheild.


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  16. rockstar3005x rockstar3005x
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 2:01pm UTC
    Happiness often sneaks in through
    [x] doors [x] you [x] never [x] knew [x] you [x] left [x] open [x] / / / / / / / / ♥


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  18. xxsmileyxfaces xxsmileyxfaces
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    I love it when you say,
    'Guys, quiet. I'm about to call my mom.'
    And that one person goes
    'PASS THE WEED!'
    I love my friends. Lmao. :) Comment/<3.

  19. _MrsZ_Montana_ _MrsZ_Montana_
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 11:21am UTC
    my heart is saying: whoa he's amazing, let's hang on to this one
    while my head is saying: run, never look back, he's only going to hurt you /////////////// ♥
    i think we know who won.
    credit to: burnthisletter


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