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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. xmicaelax xmicaelax
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 6:47pm UTC
    & there is, always that one guy that you feel likes you just doesnt have the balls to ask you out .

  4. anitahammyG anitahammyG
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 6:47pm UTC
    every girl thinks
    she can change a player,
    but the truth is
    its not the player that needs
    to change, its the girl
    because every player
    is on a mission
    to find that one girl
    that makes him
    lose his desire to play.

  5. MusicIsAmazing MusicIsAmazing
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his Cinderella?

  6. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 3:37pm UTC
    You Are The Best Thing Thats Ever Been Mine ♫

  7. loveyouforeverxx loveyouforeverxx
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    I'm Sorry;; ♥
    Sometimes, I get jealous thinking that someone else could
    make you happier, than I could.
    I guess its my insecurites acting up, again.
    Because I know I'm not the prettiest, smartest, or most fun and exciting.
    But I do know, that no matter how hard you look;
    You'll never find someone that loves you
    like I do.

  8. tessalovesyou97 tessalovesyou97
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    Today I found myself walking behind the "popular" guys on my way to P.E. I wondered what they talked about so I eavesdropped on them. They were arguing about which Girl Scout cookies are better. They seemed to have forgotten about thin mints though. I stepped in and said to them "Thin Mints are definatly the best, guys" I now have a date for Friday night and a new box of thin mints. MLIA

  9. KaylieBaybie KaylieBaybie
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    YES I DO...
    threaten my computer.
    tell the tv what to do.
    Yell at my hairbrush.
    And talk to things.
    that cant talk back.
    Yet you still love me!!

  10. KaylieBaybie KaylieBaybie
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 11:26pm UTC
    words that don't exist in the english language:
    l'esprit de escalier: (french) the feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of the things you should have said. translated it means "the spirit of the staircase"
    waldeinsamkeit: (german) the feeling of being alone in the woods.
    meraki: (greek) doing something with soul, creativity, or love.
    forelsket: (norewegian) the euphoria you experience when you are first falling in love.
    gheegle: (filipino) the urge to pinch or squeeze something that is unbearably cute.
    pochemuchka: (russian) a person who asks a lot of questions.
    pena ajena: (mexican spanish) the embarrassment you feel watching someone else's humiliation.
    cualacino: (italian) the mark left on a table by a cold glass.
    ilunga: (tshiluba, congo) a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, tolerate it a second time, but never a third time.
    suadade: (portugese, galician) the feeling one gets when realizing something one once had is lost and can never be had again.
    sgriobn: (gaelic) the itchiness that overcomes the upper lip just before taking a sip of whisky.

  11. KaylieBaybie KaylieBaybie
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:43am UTC
    - What happened to your legs?
    - They're right here! I had them attached to my shoulders!
    - They look like your arms.
    (pause)
    - Oh sure! Make fun of the guy with no arms!

  12. flyawaybirdy flyawaybirdy
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:44am UTC
    The other day, I told my friend I was considering suicide, and she texted me this. she made me cry. not that that's hard ^-^'
    "No. I'm not letting you commit suicide. If you're gonna be Knockin' On Heavens Door, I'm gonna skip the Highway To Hell, and go straight up the Stairway To Heaven, and not let you go. Even if St. Peter doesn't let me through the gates. If you're going to die, I'm coming along with you."
    this is the one thing that's gonna keep me holding on. this text saved my life. thankyou, Kimi. (:

  13. KaylieBaybie KaylieBaybie
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:45am UTC
    -Is this your watch?
    -That’s a calculator!
    -(starts to cry) YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!

  14. KaylieBaybie KaylieBaybie
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:48am UTC
    Want some strawberry shortcake?
    That’s just a strawberry.
    Yeah…We were short on cake! Get it? Shortcake?
    (silence)
    (drops strawberry) If I had a terminal disease, you’d laugh.

  15. soon2bfamous29 soon2bfamous29
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:49am UTC
    1800s- Where do you live? I will write you a letter.
    1900s- What is your phone number? I will give you a call.
    2000- What is you email? I will message you
    2010- Do you have a facebook?

  16. KaylieBaybie KaylieBaybie
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:51am UTC
    Hey baby. I know what you’re thinking. You want some of this vitamin stud.. :)
    I will kill you so hard you will die to death.
    (silence)
    You suck at flirting.

  17. singdanceloverepeat singdanceloverepeat
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 12:57am UTC
    TODAY,
    I tripped over my shoelace and a little girl
    ran over and said "SILLY... tie your shoes !
    The bunny goes around the tree then you
    squeeze like a pretty girl choking a
    STUPID BOY
    KGMH

  18. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    Today, I looked up weird laws in Kansas. Apparently it's illegal to sing
    the alphabet on the streets at night.
    Darn,
    there goes my Friday night.
    .......................................................................................
    MLIA.

  19. I_Love_PanCakes I_Love_PanCakes
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2010 10:00pm UTC
    i didn't fall in love.
    my best friend tripped me.
    credit to:_elli_


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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