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  1. theworldsgreatest theworldsgreatest
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 1:02pm UTC
    My mind was blown when I discovered SWIMS upside down is SWIMS.

  2. Goldielocks11 Goldielocks11
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 1:51pm UTC
    O.W.D.
    Obsessive W i t t y Disorder
    [ Don't worry I have it too ]

  3. londonbrigitte londonbrigitte
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    Spain
    2010 World Cup Champions, and Best Soccer Team in the World.

  4. xoxpnklvxox3 xoxpnklvxox3
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    -Any of you witty girl also watching the World Cup?


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  6. cirkel96 cirkel96
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 11:03pm UTC
    &He asked me,
    What I was doing awake so late, so I gathered my courage
    but I couldn't tell him i was waiting for him to text me


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  10. Tatatorii Tatatorii
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 4:27pm UTC
    I came to Dance (x4)
    I hit the floor cause thats my plans (x4)
    I'm wearin all my favorite brands(x4)
    Gimme some space fo both my hands(x4)
    Yeah, Yeah
    Cause it goes on and on and on,
    And it gos on and on and on
    I throw my hands up in the air sometimes;
    Sayin ayoh; gotta let go
    I wanna celebrate and live my life,
    Sayin ayoh; baby lets go.
    Cause we goin rock this club,
    we goin go all night,
    we goin lite it up like its DYNAMITE.
    Cause I told ya once,
    Now I told ya twice,
    We goin lite it up; like its DYNAMITE.
    I came to move(x4)
    Get out the way of my crew(x4)
    I'm in the club so Imma do (x4)
    Just what the Fuc* I came here to do(x4)
    Yeah, Yeah
    Cause it goes on and on and on
    And it goes on and on and on
    I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
    Sayin ayo, baby lets go
    I wanna celebrate and live my life,
    Sayin ayoh gota let go.
    Cause we goin rock this club
    We goin go all night,
    We goin lite it up like its DYNAMITE
    Cause I told ya once,
    Now I told ya twice,
    We goin lite it up; like its DYNAMITE.
    I'm going to take it all I,
    I'm gunna be the last one standing,
    I run the whole night I,
    I'm gunn be the last on landing.
    Caus, I...
    I just want it all, want it all,
    I'm gunna put my hands in the air,
    hands in the air.
    Put ya hands in the air.
    I throw my hands up in the air sometime,
    sayin ayoh, gotta let go.
    I wanna celebrate and live my life;
    Sayin ayoh, baby lets go.
    Casue we goin rock this club
    we goin go all nite,
    We goin lite it up like its DYNAMITE

  11. peaceinpieces peaceinpieces
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 7:12pm UTC
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    LIES

  12. xoxapplexox xoxapplexox
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 4:01pm UTC
    Ice cream is good <OOO

  13. belovedreamxo belovedreamxo
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2010 4:02pm UTC
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  14. sOcCeRlOvA4 sOcCeRlOvA4
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 1:59pm UTC
    Wherever you go,
    Whatever you do,
    May the angels
    Watch over you.<3
    Press the heart if you truely care for someone(:

  15. TwilightLuver3 TwilightLuver3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 4:12pm UTC
    please read, it's so adorable.(=
    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
    The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
    The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
    Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
    The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
    Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
    The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
    'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
    She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
    But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.
    I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
    His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
    Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
    My heart nearly stopped.
    The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
    I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
    DRUNK DRIVING.
    He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
    'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
    Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
    Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
    'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
    I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.
    There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
    The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
    Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll,
    so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
    'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.
    But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
    'My mommy loves white roses.'
    A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
    I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
    Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago,
    which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
    The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.
    The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
    Was this the family of the little boy?
    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
    I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
    She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
    I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.
    The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
    And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
    Now you have two choices ;
    1) Repost this message.
    2) Or Pretend It Never Tocuhed Your Heart.

  16. snooopyx3 snooopyx3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 9:10am UTC
    Don't Forget
    to remember me

  17. evelinbell evelinbell
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 12:05am UTC
    i can't walk away
    F R O M E V E R Y T H I N G W E H A V E

  18. Chizzle Chizzle
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2010 11:22pm UTC
    I hate how skinny people think they're fat.
    Anyone else? Favve. <3

  19. Rhii Rhii
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 2:21am UTC
    That Boy with...
    glistening eyes ;
    a bright white smile ;
    gorgeous hair ;
    the sexiest voice ;
    && a hot body ;
    come on who were you thinking of; click the heart if someone came to mind (Juust admit it(: ) & if your even more brave post there name in the comments :P Go witty Girls xx


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