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kandykyra
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC

I asked
myboyfriend
what he thought
of Me
He Replied "abcdefghijk"
So I asked "whats that mean hun?"
He Said "Awful, Beastly, clownish ,discusting, eew, fugly, gross, hideous----
I started crying and said " I don't even want to know what I,J, and K mean"
He laughed and said "Babe calm down, IJK means
I'm just Kidding ;)
♥
I hate him :)
"

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takeback
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June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Hiya there :)
My names Donnie. Please read this.
So my girlfriend, Kyra . Her screen name is kandykyra.
Is really upset because she thinks I kissed her best friend when they were fighting. Please fave this so this message will get to her :/
Kyra, I love you more than anyone. I didn't kiss your friend. she attacked me and i pushed her away. You mean the world to me, and i hate that you blocking me from you're life. I don't care about anyone else in this crazy world but you and i am truely sorry for anything pain i may have caused you.
Please talk to me....I miss you
I'm soo Sorry
Will you forggive me??
(i really need to get this message to her..pleeaasse like this!!)

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Dear thighs,
Please share the wealth a little
sincerely,
Boobs
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:39pm UTC

it was like a slap in the
face how fast i got replaced...............♥
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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
When your trying to put on jeans that have holes in them and your food goes through the one of the holes...

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:52pm UTC

he thinks i'm beautiful;
b u t i t h i n k h e ' s g o i n g b l i n d . ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 2:57pm UTC

569licks
>to the center of a
Tootsie pop♥
Coincidence?
I think not.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:01pm UTC

Am i the only one who
wants to secretly listen to boys' conversations?

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:08pm UTC

Sitting With My Crush
*awkward silence*
Friend: You guys would make sexii babies...

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:14pm UTC

You're playing with my heart,
eeve toN it's getting really lame,
decide what you want,
the girl or the game...
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:19pm UTC

Fave if you;;
still sleep with a stuffed animal. ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:24pm UTC

+& no matter what people say,
I ' M S T I L L G O N N A L O V E Y O U A N Y W A Y ♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:29pm UTC

My Friend
David had his ID stolen yesterday.
We Just Call Him Dav Now.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:33pm UTC

If it weren't for boys...
I'd quit
school.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
April 18, 2011 4:27pm UTC

that moment when;
your crush is guessing who you like
and the whole time you're thinking
"It's you stupid."
♥

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kandykyra
posted a quote
April 21, 2011 10:53am UTC

RAWR !
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hello, i am a dinosaur.
and rawr means ' i love you ' right?
well,wrong.
it means ' i wanna eat you.'
SO RAWR.
COME OVER HERE.
*Kandykyra*

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 5:29pm UTC

Boy: Will you go out
with me?
Girl: I have a boyfriend...
Boy: And I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: Sooo..
Boy: Oh, I'm sorry I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.

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kandykyra
posted a quote
May 21, 2011 10:18am UTC

S[he s] [not] br[ok]en
Now that's something you don't see everyday

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