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emilyrae_x
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October 15, 2012 8:27pm UTC

When you're playing hide & seek
And you suddenly have the urge to pee.

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emilyrae_x
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October 15, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Me in gym class
Me:
Me:
Ball: *rolls past me*
Me: Well there goes the ball..
Me:
Me:
Me: and all the other fu/cks i give.
nmf

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emilyrae_x
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October 16, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When someone calls me
I make sure it rings twice
So it looks like I'm busy doing something.

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taztazlove
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 7:03pm UTC

ERMAHGERD.
ONE DERERHKSHERN.

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MyCandy987
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October 14, 2011 3:32pm UTC

Urban dictionary;
Jack;- [Name], Jack is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Jack, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.
Made my day :']

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