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  1. Shawnie13 Shawnie13
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    *In the bedroom*
    Normal guy: Babe, your body is so beautiful..
    Me: If you were bread, I'd put nutella on you and lick it off.

  2. she_is_love she_is_love
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    When you wake up to blood and think
    "That explains all the chocolate yesterday"
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    I wish I was eight again,
    BECAUSE ALL HE HAD TO DO.
    » was tag me & I was it . }}

  4. Cecily_Belden Cecily_Belden
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Me: I'm so over him.
    Him: Hey.
    Me: I was lying.

  5. Eminemx3 Eminemx3
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Stop worrying about you're messy hair,you're eyeliner,and you're curvy body,one day you'll find a guy that wont
    care about it♥

  6. ThatSoccerLoser ThatSoccerLoser
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I always wonder...
    What would've happened if I said yes.
    Where would I be right now?
    With you?
    Well, now I'll never know.
    Thanks to my insecurities...
    Format by twilightgirl995

  7. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Here's to the kids:
    who try their hardest to be good enough for everyone; who spend hours reading random quotes trying to find the right one; who listen to the same song for hours because the lyrics mean a lot; who deserve much more than what they get and are willing to fight for it and wishing upon a shooting star wasted on someone that will never care
    nmf

  8. imabeautifulfighter imabeautifulfighter
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Im cancer free!!!!

  9. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Save your heart for someone who leaves you breathless.♥

  10. hereforever hereforever
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Please don't like me. I'm afraid to loose another friend.

  11. airJordansz airJordansz
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    SHE'S
    BROKEN

  12. airJordansz airJordansz
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    SHE
    BELIEVED

  13. HudaMan23 HudaMan23
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 8:44am UTC
    If you want to leave,
    you can.
    I'll remember you,
    though. I rememeber
    every one that leaves.
    -Drake

  14. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    One day your gonna wish you had a girl like me.

  15. StayingStrongForever StayingStrongForever
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Yet again, another almost relationship failed. ):

  16. xnevershoutshwilly xnevershoutshwilly
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    I need you to trust me ♥

  17. xthequiteonex xthequiteonex
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:45am UTC
    100 favs and i wont kill myself
    <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. DreamOfParadise913 DreamOfParadise913
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    You know why everybody wants love?
    i t ' s t h e c l o s e s t t h i n g w e h a v e t o m a g i c .
    ~Jojo, Aquamarine

  20. scballetgirl19 scballetgirl19
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    you.keep.my.♥.busy.
    format credit: sandrasaurus

:)

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