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jessicabliss
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 9:34pm UTC

Ohmygosh so today in band
I was having a really hard time playing a high D on my clarinet
and the conductor got really mad that I couldn't play it and I
kid you not, he screamed: "Just take out the D!"
...
I laughed so hard he made me leave the band room until I could
"get myself under control"

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 9:21pm UTC

Don't you just love those moments
when everything seems to be falling into place?

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 3:58pm UTC

The number of people that got hit in the face
with my birthday balloons is unreal.
...
I'm sorry to those who had to walk behind me today.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 1:29pm UTC

Now that my school's musical is officially over
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself from three to eight each night

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kyraelisabeth
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 11:20pm UTC

i walked into school yesterday....and right after i had the strangest desire to yell "done" and just walk out again. what a great start to my year

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 7:55pm UTC

Yesterday in drama club we played some improv games... Long story short, this is what happened.
Director: Any ideas for what these three should be?
Person in audience: A dog!
Girl on stage: I'll be a dog.
Director: What else?
Person in audience: Jess should be Honey boo-boo.
Me: I got this guys. *slouches way down in the chair and starts to act disgusting*
Director: And we need one more.
Person in audience: Emma should be sexually attracted to fruit.
Director: I like it. Okay to recap, we have a dog, Honey boo-boo and a woman who is sexually attracted to fruit. Are we ready to bring our bachelorette?!
...You know when someone has to play a character that is sexually attracted to fruit you are going to have a good time...

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 10:53pm UTC

HEY WITTIANS PLEASE READ:
I read this quote saying how if [the author] lived in a place like America, she would throw a Witty party to meet other Wittians. I think this is a great idea. I would love to meet a fellow Wittian and I'm sure some of you guys would too. Comment where you are from and maybe you'll find a wittian who lives in your area.
**This isn't meant to be creepy but I have been on Witty for 2 years and have never met a Wittian yet**
I hope I'll finally be able to meet one of you guys and hopefully you all will too. Good Luck!
Comment Below!

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC

A kiss is just a kiss,
'till you find the one you love.
A hug is just a hug,
'till you find the one you're always thinking of.
A dream is just a dream,
'till it comes true.
Love is just a word,
'till it's proven to you.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I could pretend to be more like you,
and live on a sparkly rainbow
and drive a unicorn around
and just sing all the time.
~New Girl~

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Why Complicate Life?
Missing someone?
Call
Want to meet up?
Invite
Want to be understood?
Explain
Have questions?
Ask
Don't like something?
Say it
Like something?
State it
Want something?
Ask for it
Love someone?
Tell them
Nobody will know what's going on in your mind.
It's better to express rather than to expect.
You already have the NO,
take the risk of getting the YES.
We only have one life.
Keep it simple.

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*DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC

BEAUTY PAGENT (byoo-tee pa-gent)
Noun, {plural: Beauty Pagents}
Defiition:
Thousands and millions of dollars wasted on fake reinstones and and screaming children.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 1:16am UTC

You say you love rain
But you use an umbrella to walk under it.
You say you love the sun
But you seek shade when it's shining.
You say you love wind
But when it comes, you close your window.
So that's why I'm scared
When you say you love me.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 8:40pm UTC

REALITY OF FEAR:
You're not scared of the dark.
You're scared of what's in it.
You're not afraid of heights.
You're afraid of falling.
You're not afraid of the people around you.
You're just afraid of rejection.
You're not afraid of love.
You're just afraid of not being loved back.
You're not afraid to let go.
You're just afraid to accept the reality that he's gone.
You're not afraid to try again.
You're just afraid of getting hurt for the same reason.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Every girls dream
is to have a guy call her at 3 am just to say,
"Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you."
am outside of your window
with cookies and ice cream.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:28pm UTC

I heard you're a player.
So let's play a game.
Let's play fight.
Let's talk 24/7.
Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day.
Let's take walks together.
Let's give each other nicknames.
Let's hang out with each other's friends.
Let's go on dates.
Let's talk on the phone all night long.
Let's hold each other.
Let's hug and kiss.
And whoever falls in love first?
Loses.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Agnes: Pretty please?
Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.
~Despicable me~

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 4:59pm UTC

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And just forget the world?
~Snow Patrol

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 4:40pm UTC

TO MY FUTURE CHILDREN:
you will start off with a flip phone. idgaf if the iPhone 13 is out by then, you're going to know the struggle that you're dad and i endured.

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taytay8056
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:15pm UTC

Me: *Watching Harry Potter*
Me: *has big bowl of popcorn and a cold pop*
Me: *Stalking One Direction on my phone*
Me: *On Witty*
Me: "God, I love my life.

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*DanceTillTheWorldEnds**
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 5:47pm UTC

If I had a british accent,
I would never shut up

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