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Jade672
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC

I think you're beautiful. I love you.
No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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BlueEyedCutie
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC

It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
I still can't stop crying..
I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
I don't want to live without him.
I don't think I can do this. :'/
CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
Rest In Peace Matthew
(FramingMatthew on Witty)
8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
I'll never forget you..
I love you.

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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superpaigey

posted a quote
February 11, 2012 8:42am UTC

Love isn't about
What you say,
i t's about what you do.
nmf

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XNoName
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 8:37am UTC

Dear adds,
were not gonna buy your life insurance.
most of us are like 13. go away..
-witters.

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only1truebelieber08
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 8:53am UTC

That Annoying Moment,
when you realise someone else is using the pencil you lost.

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I_will_be_your_Juliet
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 3:27am UTC

This format is copyright of PaperLung.
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I'll wish apon a star tonight
wishing i could see your
beautiful eyes
This format is copyright of PaperLung.

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sally101
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 7:59am UTC

♚KEEP CALM ANDEat Daimonds for breakfast andSHINE All day..

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xxxHaleyLynn
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 7:57am UTC

so don't fall in love
there's just too much to lose.

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koalabearlove
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 7:53am UTC

I'll be there for you
through it all..
Even if saving you
sends me to heaven
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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LivingTheLife
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 11:13am UTC

Fave this if your 12 years or older
Comment if your 11 years or lower .
im just curious .

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ForeverWittier
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 4:09am UTC

Fave and I'll
follow you ;)
p.s. a follow back would be nice, oh and i love you!

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:54pm UTC

You should have opened your eyes sooner.
I was crazy for you

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC

O W D
Obessive Witty Disorder
Who else has it besides me?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Dear whoever is reading this
I understand how rough things are right now.
I just want to let you know that things will get better,
I promise.
Keep holding on just a little bit longer.
I know you feel like nobody really cares.
You're wrong, stop denying it. I care, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this.
You're not alone, we may be miles away but we're all going through the same things.
Please keep holding on.

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