Witty Profiles

dotflowsabi

1. *♥ ｓｙｎｃｈｒｏｎｉｃｉｔｙ ♥*
   posted a quote
   September 11, 2013 7:43pm UTC
   Friend: Hey i need to telll you a promise. okay? i need you to listen to my FAVORITE song!
   Me: Ok.
   Friend: PROMISE?
   Me: PINKIE PROMISE!!
   Friend ALL THE WAY!!
   Me: OK GOT IT :D
   Friend: *gives link* Here <3 youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
   Me:.... oh you one son of a bi
   Friend: *troll face*
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
2. BluRoseHeart*
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 10:46pm UTC
   How normal people flirt ..
   "Hey sexy!"
   How I flirt ..
   "if you were a tree
   you'd be a good tree"
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
3. BluRoseHeart*
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 10:58pm UTC
   MATH
   Mental
   Abuse
   To
   Humans
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points
4. BluRoseHeart*
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 11:29pm UTC
   My ex had one very annoying habit
   Breathing.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
5. BluRoseHeart*
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2013 11:37pm UTC
   "I'm a ninja!"
   "No you're not."
   "Did you see me do that?"
   'Do what?"
   "Exactly."
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
6. ThatMomentWhen*
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 8:24pm UTC
   Favorite if your single
   Comment if your taken
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles