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  1. xojustsmilexo xojustsmilexo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    me: heyy(:
    Friend: hey omg i know who likes you!!(:
    Me: omygosh realllyyy? Whoo?(:
    Friend: I can't tell, sorry!
    Me: -___-
    Then why the hell would you bring it up?!
    ♥ if this has ever happened to you.

  2. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    laying in bed
    texting...
    Dropping your phone on your face
    nmf

  3. xxoliviaxx226 xxoliviaxx226
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    i will
    follow
    everyone
    who
    faves/comments
    this quote.
    (whoever comments will get followed faster)

  4. queenlex13 queenlex13
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    fav this and a magical unicorn
    will appear next to you in 10 seconds.
    (:

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    Dear Eminem,
    not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
    Sincerely, M&M'S.

  6. xooniicoleexoo xooniicoleexoo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    That annoying moment when;
    You insult a guy, and they copy you back in a higher voice.
    Format Credit: DamnnTaylerx

  7. kaciexoxmcginley kaciexoxmcginley
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  8. xoxojessicuhh xoxojessicuhh
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    I want to throw a party
    with fake alcohol
    && see how many people act drunk

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    Kim Kardashian's marriage
    was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at casey anthonys house
    credit;yourbackbonebroseph

  10. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    I've never
    actually seen
    someone slip
    on a banana peel..

  11. xobrianaxox3 xobrianaxox3
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Romeo &
    ♥♥Juliet♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥ Bet they never felt the way we felt ♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX

  12. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
    "maybe your face is just funny."
    i officially love his mom

  14. Piker13665 Piker13665
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I'm straight. But, I support gay rights and gay marriage.
    Fav this if you support them too!

  15. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    & Has anyone else noticed
    How overdressed all the kids on Disney Channel are?
    Im sorry, but the only time I wore tutu's in public was
    when I was 5. And no, I did not pair them with combat boots.
    Just saying.

  16. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    & I absolutely
    live
    for awkward moments

  17. Starcrossed* Starcrossed*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    That awkward moment when:
    You wave back at someone and you realize they weren't waving at you.

:)

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