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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 10:29am UTC

all you gotta do is
be in the race,
to win the race.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 9:50am UTC

People don't always change.
in time they show who
they really are...

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Jewel
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 10:41am UTC

everybody
has a drawer of crap.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 10:50am UTC

Snooki quote #1:
I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but i think it's like insects or something ... so i was gonna feed it worms.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 10:54am UTC

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 10:58am UTC

Snooki quote #3:
Snooki: I'm not white.
Jwoww: what are you?
Snooki: Tan.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 11:05am UTC

Snooki quote #4:
Word of the day: sympathetic. That's a big word.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 11:11am UTC

Snooki quote #5:
I can't see any customers 'cos i'm a f**king smurf.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 11:17am UTC

Snooki quote #6:
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tan on tanning. I feel like he did than intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and would probably wanna be tanned.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 11:25am UTC

Snooki quote #7:
Sammi: I just feel like... i dunno.
Snooki: I know what you mean.

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 11:29am UTC

Snooki quote #8:
I'm so excited because we are going to see the crocadillies!!!

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Jewel
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August 27, 2011 11:33am UTC

Lets play
truth or dare.
Hmm, maybe
just dare..
Because nobody
tells the truth anymore.

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