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CupcakeeLuvah
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 9:54pm UTC

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Meet the One Direction boys backstage!
Get dressed up and get your hair done
by famous stylists. Go on stage with,the
boys! Hurry Now, before they're sold out.
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Fave if you thought it was an ad. cx

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Okay so basically..
Zooey Deschannel
Katy Perry
Siwan Morris
Mia Kirshner
Emily Blunt
Katie Featherston
All look alike. Someone's father has some explaining to do..

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send_me_a_smile
posted a quote
January 18, 2013 3:24pm UTC

:(
I Haven't had any notifications for so long, steve must have felt sorry for me so i got this instead.
Bunnylover43 Format

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xForeverLovedx
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January 16, 2013 8:13pm UTC

More Than Friends
c h a p t e r / / f o u r
"Carson, we need to talk."
It was the next day since I found out Carson lied about Cole smoking pot. And since I knew Carson was coming over today, I was definately going to confront him for lying to me.
I thought he was my best friend?
"Sure thing. What's up Ames?" Carson says coming over to me.
"Why did you lie about Cole smoking pot?"
Carson had a angry look on his face and then spoke, "I didn't lie, what the heck Amy?"
"Yes you did. When Cole promises, he doesn't lie. And he promised me he didn't smoke pot!"
"Well then, obviously you don't have a very good boyfriend." Carson starts walking away.
"No, obviously I don't have a good best friend!"
Carson turns back around. "You'll regret that." Then he walks back to Mitch.
I guess I needed to talk to Kenny. He was in the same grade as Mitch and Carson. He smokes pot and he can't lie.
I quickly text Kenny and ask him if I can stop by his house, since it's right around the block. He was probably confused, but he text back and said sure.
I waved Mitch and Carson goodbye, but Carson wouldn't even look at me.
Well, that's what he gets for lying.
When I finally make my way to Kenny's, I knock on the door, and he sits on the porch with me.
"So what's up Little A?" Yupp, Little A. That's my nickname.
"You wouldn't lie to me, right Kenny?"
"Even if something is going to cause trouble, I could never lie. You know that." Kenny says honestly.
"Kay, did Cole smoke pot at the last party you guys went too?"
"Uh, yeah? He even told us not tell his controlling girlfriend. All the guys wanted to tell you, but we felt bad. So we just waited till you asked one of us."
"Wow. I can't believe him. Thanks for telling me Kenny." I smile.
Before I left, I told Cole to go to the park, which he happily said he would.
Finally I arrived at the park. Cole came over and hugged me.
"Whats wrong, babe?"
"You do know Kenny never lies right?"
"Yeah, your point is?"
"He told me you smoked pot. And what you said."
"Babe, look. I didn't want to look dumb. I'm sorry."
"No, Cole! I'm sick of you lying to me!"
"Babe, I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again."
NOTE: Please go back and fave the others. Newest chapter of this up tomorrow :D

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Connork11
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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beary0630
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January 15, 2013 11:41pm UTC

One Direction Update
1/15/13 11:45 PM EST
Hey guys! So today the boys got back from Ghana pretty early in the morning UK time. They had the rest of the day off. Zayn was with Perrie at Little Mix's tour rehearsals and Niall was driving around London with his friends Eoghan and Laura. It was his first time without an instructor so he got pretty lost! The other 3 were MIA.
Then tomorrow, around noon the boys should be heading to Tokyo for the fan event happening there. They should be there 2 1/2 to 3 days. Since Japan is so far ahead in time it won't be too long if you get what I mean.
Other than that, not too much going on. The band finished their rehearsals for the tour. Also in Ghana the boys spent time with the homeless and filmed for the charity single. And lastly Harry just reached 10 million twitter followers!
Rumors: Harry and Taylor were together. Status: FALSE Harry and Taylor are never ever getting back together... like ever. Trust me haha. They aren't even in the same country.
Imagine of the day: Imagine Waking up from a deep and peaceful sleep to see Louis laying propped up beside you, shirtless just smiling. He kisses you and tells you how much he loves you.
Links: Niall passing Topshop in hsi car: pic.twitter.com/0ydhdfXZ
Niall passing Topshop again because he got lost! Notice it's dark now: pic.twitter.com/hDYYaJ5L
Louis, Liam, Harry and Zayn in Ghana: http://twitpic.com/bvi3c7
Harry and Niall in Ghana: twitpic.com/bvi3ex

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rockandrolllamb
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC

Did you know?
When you snap your fingers,
the sound is created from your
middle finger hitting your palm
– not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
>> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
fave if you just snapped your fing

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Echo_741
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC

I'm taking → a survey.
If you support gay marriage; comment.
If you are against gay marriage; comment.
If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

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rosiecon9
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC

ATTENTION
WITTY GIRLS!
Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
FAVE
IF YOU WANT
DRAKE AND JOSH
TO COME BACK!!
Y

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badwolf*
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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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Ninja918
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January 15, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Have 50 tabs open, not sure where
the sound is coming from.

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brigid*
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Me and my friend are at Starbucks and a guy walks in and she goes "what if that is Steve and he is working on witty?"

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Squarez
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 5:36pm UTC

♀ + ♂ = love
♀ + ♀ = love
♂ + ♂ = love
it doesn't matter what gender, love is love.

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summersaveme
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 8:52pm UTC

HOW TO WRITE AN ESSAY
1. Open Microsoft word.
2. Cry
3. Open Witty

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Not that any of you would care... but my dad just died fighting for our country......

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dinoSAWus
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 3:35am UTC

TheUnderworld
pro//louge
A bright light shone in my eyes. "Welcome." I heard a gruff voice say. I didn't know where I was, but for all I knew, it wasn't a good place. In the distance,I heard the distinct jingling of bells. "Where am I?" I asked, shielding the light from my face. "Well the Underworld of course!" I heard the same gruff voice say. The underworld? I didn't think that existed.
Author's Note: so this is the prologue. I don't know if you like it. :L please comment and like and share with your other witty friends. (: it would mean so much to me if I got over like, 11 likes. and yes, this format IS by xforeverlovedx because she's an amazing writer.

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yourcool
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January 14, 2013 2:54pm UTC

person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
me: are you implying that i am satan?

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