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  1. miss_aleksandraa miss_aleksandraa
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 11:33am UTC
    most girls want a boy who will
    h o l d h e r u m b r e l l a_*&*c a r r y h e r through puddles.
    I | want | a | boy | who| will
    steal my umbrella &
    > jump in the puddle <
    just as i walk by. then
    kiss me in the *rain <3
    when i try to yell at him.

  2. vOlleyballdOll vOlleyballdOll
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2009 10:33am UTC
    so my friend saw New Moon last weekend;
    and when Jacob took his shirt off, and all the girls screamed . . . he said,
    "Why are you guys screaming? I see that every morning when I look in the mirror."
    *I laughed so hard, I started crying*

  3. xxLOveToDAncExx3 xxLOveToDAncExx3
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 3:57pm UTC
    click the heart if you agree boys that smell good are always hug worthy(:

  4. LostInStereoSound LostInStereoSound
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 2:21pm UTC
    Bo y : Will you go out with me?
    G i r l : No.
    Bo y : Do you even know what i said?
    G i r l : Yes
    B o y : What?
    G i r l : Will you go out with me?
    Boy : Sure.
    G i r l : * blushes*

  5. Heyitslexiee Heyitslexiee
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    See that guy?
    You know?
    the one with the
    hair,
    and those
    eyes,
    and that
    smile,
    that makes you feel all warm inside?
    That's him.
    (<3) It if you thought of someone while reading this(:

  6. textingislife1 textingislife1
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 11:41am UTC
    Mom , i love you but wtf are you wearing?

  7. blonde27 blonde27
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    Finding Nemo
    Marlin: I promised I'd never let anything happen to him.
    Dory: Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise.
    Marlin: What?
    Dory: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo
    [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ]

  8. suicidaltouchh_x suicidaltouchh_x
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2010 12:58am UTC
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  9. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC
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  10. takeachancex7 takeachancex7
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    *At my birthday party
    ♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
    after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
    "is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
    "because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
    why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
    you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
    -i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
    and i always wanted to make one of these(:

  11. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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