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  1. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    An old man,
    turned ninety-eight.
    He won the lottery
    and died the next day...
    Mr. Play it Safe was
    afraid to fly,
    He packed his suit case
    and kissed his kid goodbye.
    He waited his whole damn life,
    to take that flight
    and as the plane crashed down he thought
    well isnt this nice...
    A traffic jam
    when you already late.
    A no-smoking sign
    on your cigarette break
    Its like ten thousand spoons
    when all you need is a knife.
    Its meeting the man
    of your dreams,
    and then meeting
    his beautiful wife
    Its like rain
    on your wedding day
    A free ride...
    When you already paid
    Its the good advice
    that you just didnt take.
    And isnt ironic...
    dont you think?

  2. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    If I could be your
    Superman
    I'd fly you to the
    The stars and
    back again

  3. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    If you love 2 people choose the 2nd one cause if you truley loved the 1st one then you woudnt have fell inlove with the 2nd one

  4. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Do you guys ever feel like people only act that they like you but then they are actually saying things about you behind your back...or is it just me that feels this way...

  5. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    Do it for your people
    Do it for your pride
    Your never gonna know if you never even try
    Do it for your country
    Do it for your name
    Cause there is gonna be a day when you are standing in the hall of fame

  6. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    I wish we were playing truth or dare and got dared to kiss you...

  7. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Over and Over
    I tried
    Over and Over
    I cried
    Over and Over
    You lied

  8. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    Im gonna walk
    stright through
    hell with a smile

  9. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:06pm UTC
    Put your boobs away, get your a$$ off the sink, put your middle finger down, respect yourself and then see how many guys respect you...

  10. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you

  11. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    That moment on Mothers Day when all of your friends are making cards for their moms and talking about how much they love them and what they are going to do together and then I have to say I dont have one...

  12. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    You Have A Heavy Hallowed
    heart, and it's heavy in your chest I tried so hardto fight it
    BUT IT'S HOPELESS.

  13. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    If you love something
    ...let it go...
    and if it
    ...comes back...
    then you no it was
    ...meant to be...

  14. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    She's
    broken
    because
    she
    believed.

  15. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    When I try I do my best...When I slack nothings right...When I do whats right and say the truth everything comes down on me...

  16. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    His hair
    His voice
    His eyes
    His smile
    ♥Him♥

  17. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    ...Trust...
    Takes years to gain
    and seconds to break
    ...Trust...

  18. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Break Up
    Guy: Do you wanna see a magic trick,baby?♥
    Girl: yeah!♥
    Guy: Poof, your single!

  19. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    ♥Me♥
    I am proud of who I am...I am not going to change just because somebody judges me... What ive learned in life is that be who you are and be proud of who that person is...

  20. SilentSilver SilentSilver
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Calling other
    people ugly
    doesnt make
    any prettier

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