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  1. dreamlandfugitive dreamlandfugitive
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I'm a holiday virgin:
    -Never had a New Years kiss.
    -Never had a Valentines Day kiss.
    -Never spent time with someone on Valentines Day.
    -Never had a Valentine.
    -Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
    -Never been taken out on Christmas.

  2. emmeg8 emmeg8
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I want a hug.
    But not just a normal hug. No. I want one of those
    pick-me-up-off-my-feet-squeeze-me-tight-spin-me-
    around-hurts-my-tummy-but-still-makes-me-smile-
    gives-me-butterflies- [♥][♥][♥][♥][♥][♥] kind of hug.
    nmf/kinda my quote

  3. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:57am UTC
    Well I'd never want to see you unhappy.
    I thought you'd want the same for me?

  4. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    WITTY...
    why did you change?! D:
    nmf

  5. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
    A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
    He was homeless.
    Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
    GivesMeHope.com

  6. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    "What happened to us?"
    "We grew up."


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  8. emilaaaaayy emilaaaaayy
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    My boyfriends little sister is autistic.
    Yesterday she couldn't sleep so she called me & I talked to her for three hours.
    She told me about how all the kids at school make fun of her for her weight and looks and for being autistic and I told her she was beautiful no matter what.
    Then after that she told me she wants to be just like me when she grows up and she never wants her brother and I to breakup because I'm like the older sister she never had.
    We set up a scavenger hunt for my boyfriends birthday on Sunday. She's helping me put up all the clues that day and have it lead to his gift from me. I'm cutting out a hundred paper hearts and writing on each one, a different reason why I love him.

  9. l0st l0st
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    waiting for you is like waiting for rain in a drought. it's useless, and fυcking disappointing. ««

  10. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    The very last
    person you think
    about right before
    you fall asleep.
    That's who your
    heart belongs too.

  11. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 1:28am UTC
    Tomorrow I find out if the tumor
    that's in my femur is cancerous.
    - Not asking for faves -
    - please, just pray for me-

  12. h0peful h0peful
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 4:03am UTC
    Me: i should start working out
    Me: *stands up*
    Me: okay that's good
    © format by: h0peful. quote from: tumblr.

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:24am UTC
    I FELT SPECIAL UNTIL I REALIZED,
    YOU TALK TO EVERY GIRL LIKE THAT..


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  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
    Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.


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