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1. pickup_lines
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   July 1, 2012 3:16pm UTC
   Pickup Line #28:
   Are you an astronaut? Because you are out of this world!
   
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4. JescaPanda
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   July 13, 2012 3:11am UTC
   This MADE my night XD
   ARE YOU A DRAGON?
   Because in a minute, I'll be dragon these nuts across your face
   LMFAO!
   
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5. Ninanina064
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   July 12, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this b**ch, eating those crackers like she owns the place!"
   
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6. loveontherocks
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   July 11, 2012 8:33pm UTC
   I'm great in bed ;)
   I can sleep for days
   
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11. blackangel39
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    June 12, 2012 10:30am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. secretsofagirl
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    him: What's up, Beautiful?
    me: Smiling, lol :)
    him: Me, too :)
    me: Why are you smiling?? lol
    him: Because I loveeeeee you :)
    me: Now I'm smiling even harder :) I love you, too
    true story
    
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13. secretsofagirl
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    June 23, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    You can't knock me off my feet
    when I'm already on my knees.
    -Carrie Underwood
    
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14. secretsofagirl
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    "I love you more" fights
    
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15. Th£_Music_Fr£Ak❤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    listening to all the bands that are going to play at mayhem! < 3
    
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16. xomeggie914
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    June 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    seeing a cute little boy and thinking
    your going to be very attractive when your older ;)
    format by julietechoecho
    
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17. pickup_lines
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    May 30, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Pickup Line #27:
    Are you a pokemon trainer, because I wanna peek-at-chu.
    
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18. pickup_lines
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    May 30, 2012 11:36pm UTC
    Pickup Line #26:
    Am I died? Because I think I just met an angel.
    
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19. pickup_lines
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    May 30, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Pickup Line #25:
    If it wasn't for the sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
    
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20. pickup_lines
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    May 30, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Pickup Line #24:
    Stop, Drop, and Roll baby. You are on fire!
    
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