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  2. CurlyQ12o9 CurlyQ12o9
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 2:18pm UTC
    Today...
    My boyfriend was running late leaving the house,
    as he was putting on his shoes by the door
    I said as a joke
    "You need to hurry up, my other boyfriend will be here any minute!"
    He opened the door and ran into the UPS man
    who must have over heard me because
    he imeditely said
    "Honey, I'm home."
    The look on my boyfriend's face was priceless<3

  3. dancenQUEEN0303 dancenQUEEN0303
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2009 12:30pm UTC
    You
    are
    BEAUTIFUL!!!
    No matter what :)
    Visit: www.operationbeautiful.com

  4. xox_shannon238 xox_shannon238
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 10:32pm UTC
    i like the security of knowing that you're always there for me. you love me for who i am. you help me live my life day to day. every living moment i'm with you i feel great about myself;; you have that effect on me.
    i need you to love me,
    but what i need most of all ,
    ( is to spend every moment of my life from now on )
    With You.
    not my formatttt


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  6. helllogooodbye helllogooodbye
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2009 10:54pm UTC
    color pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r c l o t h e s .
    black &+ white pictures
    s h o w t h e c o l o r o f o u r s o u l .
    credit4editt<3

  7. SnowWhite SnowWhite
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2009 10:17pm UTC
    "PPVS"
    Phanton Phone Vibration Syndrome.
    when you think your phone vibrates when it doesnt.
    *Credit to my Best friend (forever&ever) Lindsey*

  8. Kikirocks123 Kikirocks123
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 12:06pm UTC
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  13. gyuanyu gyuanyu
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2009 9:20pm UTC
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to wear your hair in a messy ponytail,
    to apply your makeup in the dark,
    or, even better, not wear any.
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to avoid looking into a mirror for one whole day,
    to screw counting calories and eat whatever you want,
    to buy a pair of jeans and not care what size they are.
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to listen to a band that nobody's heard of
    and crazy dance around your room, with the windows wide open.
    ([ don't forget to sing at the top of your lungs.)]
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to admit to your crush that you've been in love with him forever,
    to read a book even if you hate reading,
    to write a poem or a song, even if it turns out to be awful.
    &i.triple.dog.dare.you.
    to, for once, just be yourself
    and not care what anybody else thinks.
    credit to fabulousfades.
    got my ideas from other quotes.
    do you like it?

  14. snowsurfsunx3 snowsurfsunx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 5:53pm UTC
    i once wondered why
    our hearts are on the left side of our chest
    when everything else is symmetrical.
    shouldn't it be in the center?
    then i realized hearts are not
    supposed to be alone.
    when you hug someone you love,
    their heart beats right next to yours
    in symmetry

  15. headoverheels headoverheels
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 12:50pm UTC
    and you have the nerve to say
    that you ( hate ) your life? that your life just couldn't get any [ worse ]
    well sweetie, let me inform you. there are people in africa
    ( dying ) everyday because they dont have food. there women in
    india who can't even leave their [ house ] without their husbands.
    how would you like to live in iraq where you can't even walk outside
    without being afraid of getting ( bombed ) or shot at. how would you like
    to live in x afgahnistan x where you have bombings around you everyday.
    or how about living in israel, where youre afraid to even [ walk the streets ]
    because people will kill you for your religion. so tell me again,
    how badly does your life suck?
    completely mine<3
    favorite if you agree.

  16. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2009 12:06am UTC
    I never wanted much from you.
    All I wanted was to be . . . I don't know . . .important to you? I wanted you to
    care. I wanted you to be the one that I could always rely
    on. I kind of wanted to be [ t h a t g i r l ] you know?
    The one that meant t h e w o r l d to you.
    I wanted to be the one you'd call, just to say " I love you. "
    I wanted you to a c t u a l l y l o v e m e.
    I guess I wanted too much...

  17. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    You think it's love, huh?
    Well, when people ask you [why] you like him, is one of
    the first things you say, "Because he's c u t e // h o t."
    Does he call you hot or sexy?
    You don't concern yourself with his interests?
    If you answered yes, then it's not love.
    xI t ' s xx l u s tx
    Do you find yourself thinking about him for hours, even if
    you've only liked him for a w e e k ? Do you think he's
    absolutely perfect in every way?
    If you answered yes, then it's not love.
    I t ' s i n f a t u a t i o n
    Would you "love "him, even if he wasn't hot/sexy/cute?
    Would you put his happiness before your own?
    Does he call you beautiful? Does he mean it? Do you
    know all his f l a w s, and that he's [ n o t ] at all perfect?
    & Are you still willing to be with him?
    If you answered yes, then yes ...
    ♥I t ' s ♥ l o v e♥

  18. Everlong Everlong
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    June 25, 2009 11:45am UTC
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  19. Color_my_World_ Color_my_World_
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2009 7:54pm UTC
    f a v o r i t e t h i s i f . .
    you still watch a majority of disney channel while on TV :)

  20. iwillloveyou_forever iwillloveyou_forever
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"
    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doing just fine."
    And the other guy says:
    "So, what are you up to?"
    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
    "Uh, just traveling."
    At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
    "Can I come over?"
    Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him,
    "No, I'm a little busy right now."
    The I hear the guy say nervously...
    "Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."

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