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dallas_burk

heyitssydney
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC
my dog and I
have intense stare downs, because nobody else will look at me for more than 5 seconds.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Adlisa138
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May 3, 2013 7:49pm UTC
It Seems Like When You Want Someone ,
They Don't Want you.
And When Someone Wants You ,You Don't
Want Them.And When You Both Want
Each Other, Someone Has To Come
Around And Mess It Up.

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topGUNN
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 9:31pm UTC
So let me take your clothes off
BANG

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topGUNN
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April 26, 2013 11:05pm UTC
Hi, I'm Meghan. Today I herd my brother tell my mom, "Did you know that dogs don't know when they're full so they can't stop eating. Sounds like Meghan" Geez thanks.

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topGUNN
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April 28, 2013 2:29pm UTC
You're like Mondays. Nobody likes you

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topGUNN
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May 3, 2013 2:31pm UTC
If you like Fall Out Boy, we can be friends

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taylorisaG
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May 3, 2013 3:43pm UTC
Grave Encounters.
Nuff Said.

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