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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
haha, ok, I'll call you Kal? lol
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
lol:) I'm Jake.
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
Ahahah, that comment on Soph's profile made me laugh, thank you! :)
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
BLAAHHH you deleted my last comment so I can't remember what I said -_-
. :)
You know I'd insult you whether itvwas your birthday or not..:p
WHAT ANNOYS ME HANNIEPOO?
Hahaha. You'd know about the Google hospital;) you got rejected cos you were too smelly to enter a hospital.
BURN.
Hahaha, not "a bit" you mean "a lot."
hahaha, allerigc reaction to Irish people. :p
I know. They're stupid. :p
Moths. yes, moths. :/
#leprechaunsandcrumpets. woooo:p
RUDE.
RUDE X2
RUDE X3.
I'm sure you're not;)
HAHAHAHAHAH you turned out so damn awesome?
I.think.not. :p
HAHAHA, MY BAD.
i love you more than most? yup.
And NO I WAS FOR DISHWASHERS?!
Practical thinking Hannah, Practical thinking;)
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
YOU GONNA GET SPAMMED! :D
http://m.wittyprofiles.com/q/6163596

I'm sorry, I'm so evil. :p
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
oh sorry that was Sophie from the
'HANNAHHH!' bit :p
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
Jealous?:P
YOU SHOULD BE MOTHAFUCCKKAAA.
I'm going to be nice to you today, cos it's your birthday...
HAHAHAHAHAHAH,no.
Where's the fun in that. :P
Nope, I'm saying it cos it's true..
Sweet Jake^
DON'T CALL ME JACOB!
Angry Jake^ :P
yes, ok, I admit it..
I wet myself when I see a microwave..okay?happy?! :p
#PAMPERSNAPPIES5EVER.
Google gave birth to me.
That's why I'm so frikken smart:D
WOOO GO CLEANLINESS!
no sporks.
Nahh, my parents are crap at insults;p
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll take that as a blessing. ok.
So if you're crying with laughter..
you're wetting yourself..
SNAP.:D
So you've never ever ever talked to an Irish persin before?
loser. :P
aw ye luk all de moths ar cumn down fira bita craic
NOT JOKING, that's how Irish people spell. ^^
They also call girls 'moths'...
Leprechauns and crumpets!
I won't tell Jake..;)
OH EM GEE HANNAH CALLED ME GOOD LOOKING WOWOWOWOWOWOW
I can keep secrets.
Hahaha, I'm just imagining your face xD
YOU WERE?
OH YES YOU WERE:P
Yes, it's good;)
I don't even want to answer that...:O
~ has an allergic reaction to smelly people~
COUGH HANNAH COUGH
Only you would watch a show about a 75stone lady on your birthday:P
HAHAHAHAHA..she's skinny. :)
When you said 'you light up my world'
I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.
NO ONE DIRECTION, EW.
HAHAHAHA
YOU'RE WELCOME
THEY MUST'VE HAD FUN.
A
LOT
OF FUN....
hahahaha. sorry. :p



I'm kindaaa happy I exist too;)
I love you most.
You can't forget the dishwashers..WINWINWIN!:D

HANNNAAHH!xo
Hey beautiful< 3
They tell me I have a voice of an angel;-)xo just kidding! :Bxo
Nope, you're the flawless one;')
I'm sorry but..I'm not that nice;Dxo
HAH. < 3

Love you more, beaut:*
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN:P xoxoxo
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
Hey Han:-) This is Sophie:-) I cba to log onto my account:Bxo
Wow, Jake wrote a lot. VV Meh;-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GORGEOUS< 3
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Hannah,
Happy Birthday to you:-)
HIP HIP HURAAAY< 3

Hope you have a wonderful, magnificent, amazing day today, lovely.
You deserve it< 3
*cough* you're flawless *cough*
Love you loads, beautiful:)
-Sophie xoxoxoxoxoxox
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
Soo, if the time on my phone is right..it's officialy your birthday! xD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SMELLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SMELLY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HANNAH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SMELLY.

You better have a good day:P Haha.
Ok, I feel like I have to leave you a long comment..:( lol.
We first started talking when that girl Finber (remember her?!) was annoying you & the other Jake. I kinda knew you through Megan, but then we started to talk and we're kinda close now:)
Hannah, you're absolutely amazing, and you're beautiful. You're hilarious and I think you made me wet myself once..o_O kidding. hahah. the banterrr we have:') do they say banter in England?..idc :p You're like my sister:) If anyone hurt you I would personally stalk them and hunt them down with a metal fork xD stainless steel..so the blood doesn't stain the fork..ANYWHOO.
One of the best things about you is even when you're upset, you still manage to make me smile with your stupid insults from Google:P haha.
I'm always here if you want to talk. :)
Another good thing about you is..YOU'RE ENGLISH!.PARTAYY. crumpets and tea:D
hahahaha xD
I just saw down there you were singing into a hair straightner and you burnt yourself..HAHAHA. jkjk, you okay?
I don't think I ever told you this, but I.love the song on your profile:)
So, umm..is this long?
Probably not. But my thumbs hurt. From typing. Obviously.
BAD GRAMMAR. sorry :P
You have a stunning personality, and anyone can see how beautiful you are:)
I'm glad I met you, you make life brighter:) corny, much? . haha.
Umm, I just wanna say thank you to your parents for having fun fifteen years ago. :p
LOL. sorry, couldn't resist.
I'm glad you exist:)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNIEPOO< 3
I love you:)
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
4 MINUTES.
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
uh huh
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
What happened with your straightners?:)
heyheyhey...it's not your birthday yet! :O
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
hah, cool:)
I have to go again, I just came on to tell something to someone:)
Tell me about it later?
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
i have to go now:/
I'll talk to you soon:)
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
HEY
*comment back*
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
I miss you, poohead. Is everything okay? :)
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
talk to a friend about it, it helps getting it off your chest.
no problem
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
GET YO SMELLY ONLINE POOHEAD:)










soon to be birthday girl. ;)
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crashtoburn · 1 decade ago
Tell yourself every day, you're stronger than this. That you can get through it, that he's not worth it
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:)

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