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millz237
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July 7, 2011 10:55pm UTC

Admit it,
We have all tried to hide the cursor in the corner of the computer screen :)
♥

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mac_miller
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July 7, 2011 2:41pm UTC

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cutiebear07
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July 7, 2011 9:49pm UTC

..
Shes all laid up in bed
>> with a broken heart

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nevershoutally2169
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July 7, 2011 10:43pm UTC

"Are you guys back together?"
"No, we're just good friends.."
you will NEVER know how much it hurts me to say this. but I have to.

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shelbee13
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July 7, 2011 2:21pm UTC

My 14th birthday is tomorrow my birthday wish?....
14 favs on witty(: <3

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grace_xo
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July 7, 2011 2:56pm UTC

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pinkunicorn22
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:36pm UTC

Favorite & Comment
And I will tell you the name of
your future husband.
Comment so I see can everyone. And I'm just really bored haha :)
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IDontCareAnymore52
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 10:40pm UTC

"Smoking pot is illegal."
"So is all that music on your ipod."

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ForeverYounggx3
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 6:03pm UTC

I don't even bother
watching the news;
because if something important happens,
i know it will be allll over the top quotes.

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Bbycakebeebz
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 8:09pm UTC

FACT:
If you lick someone's elbow while they aren't paying attention they wont feel it.
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not my format.
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emilycrowne
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:02pm UTC

that friend.
that is stick thin,
but eats,
like a fricking,
elephant.
notmyformat♥

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starbright
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July 7, 2011 5:48pm UTC

Some people care too much...
I think it's called love. <3
-Winnie The Pooh

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mac_miller
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:32pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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xBiebersShawtyx
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:09pm UTC

I was talking to my one guy friend && he said "i wish i had a little sister,that way i could protect her"
<3

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xoxohersheykiss5
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 4:31pm UTC

A man.
was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye."
He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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gigglerQueen
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:54pm UTC

I’m awsome at algebra:
U + I = 69

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An'*
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 8:07pm UTC

i can't explain this feeling, but i know
it has something to do with the way my heart stops when you smile at me. ♥

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loveorhate
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 6:47pm UTC

I texted my boyfriend today and said
"hey babe, our anniversary is in three days ♥"
& his reply was
"we need to talk... i think we should break up"
I've never been so c r u s h e d in my life
My birthday is two days after our anniversary
Press the ♥ and help me not ruin my birthday
{</3 }
{ }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

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Ashley Johnson*
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 2:18pm UTC

those sad animal shelter commercials
that make you want to adopt every single animal there. ♥

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neversaygoodbyexo
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July 8, 2011 12:17am UTC

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