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  1. dreamlandfugitive dreamlandfugitive
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I'm a holiday virgin:
    -Never had a New Years kiss.
    -Never had a Valentines Day kiss.
    -Never spent time with someone on Valentines Day.
    -Never had a Valentine.
    -Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
    -Never been taken out on Christmas.

  2. BlackUmbrella BlackUmbrella
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
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    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person says... hi
    PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

  3. Connork11 Connork11
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
    "It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
    "Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
    "You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
    "Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
    NMQ

  4. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  5. coolsa7 coolsa7
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:15am UTC
    Just Before I Die I'm Going To Say: I left the £100000000 in the..." And Then Die! ;P

  6. coolsa7 coolsa7
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 6:07am UTC
    I've always wanted to turn around in a big leather chair and say: "I've been expecting you"
    My Time Will Come.

  7. lollypop398 lollypop398
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 2:17am UTC
    i feel like everyones short on witty if your taller then 5'6 fav
    (not doing this to get favs just very curiouse)

:)

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