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  1. XxbubblygirlxX XxbubblygirlxX
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    daughter-mommy,
    mommy! i got 5$!
    Mom-Well how did you
    get that?
    Daughter: Tommy said if i
    show him
    how i do my cartwheels
    while he sits up in his tree
    house he will give me 5$!
    Mom-honey thats only
    because he can look at
    your underwear! Dont
    take
    anymore money from
    him!
    *Next Day!*
    Daughter- Mommy,
    mommy, i got 10$ from
    tommy
    *mom looks disapionted*
    Daughter:But mommy, its
    okay! i tricked tommy :) i
    did
    not wear my underwear
    this time :)
    *fav if you get it*

  2. skittles_baby skittles_baby
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 3:16pm UTC
    Daughter-Mom
    Daughter; Mommy! Mommy, Look!! I got five dollars!
    Mom;Well where did you get it?
    Daughter; Tommy said if I showed him how to do cart wheels while he sat in his tree house he would give me five dollars!
    Mom; He only is doing that to see your under wear.
    Don't take any more money from Tommy okay?
    (Next Day) :)
    Daughter; Mommy! Mommy, Look!! I got
    ten dollars from Tommy!
    (mom looks disappointed)
    Daughter; It's okay mommy I tricked him.
    This time I didn't where my underwear :)
    Fav. If you get it

  3. thaabosshx3 thaabosshx3
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 4:18pm UTC
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  4. lovelovelovelove lovelovelovelove
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    >>Fave this,<<
    If you have a scar.

  5. anitahammyG anitahammyG
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 3:10pm UTC
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  6. myboyplaysfootball myboyplaysfootball
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 2:08am UTC
    Friend:; Where is my damn prince charming!?
    Me:;Yeah, I know how yah feel
    friend: I wanna know where he's at...
    me:;My guy is out there trying to find me...he's just to stubborn to get a damn map
    (:
    ❤ ❥

  7. coolayde coolayde
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 1:23am UTC
    Bye Bye! Internet I click U goodbye

  8. coolayde coolayde
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 1:22am UTC
    Good mornig I will read U all in the morn I mean at 5:58 AM!

  9. coolayde coolayde
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 1:20am UTC
    What R we doing up so late??? (yawn!) Its so funny when UI get tierd and say "I'm going to bed" and its 1:20 in the mornig

  10. coolayde coolayde
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:56am UTC
    How do U spell stupid? Never mine its right there...... is this supposed to be funny??? Because that's what the "what kind of quote is this?" thing says!!

  11. coolayde coolayde
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:37am UTC
    How happy are U to be here on earth,?
    How happy are U to be snuggled inside?
    To be with family and friends every day and night?
    With many of your love ones going and coming bye?'
    9 Year old Ra

  12. coolayde coolayde
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:26am UTC
    What's your favorite subject in school????

  13. coolayde coolayde
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:07am UTC
    We all have hard times. But whats the badest? when he/she breaks your heart??
    Please comment!!

  14. arielleedanielaa arielleedanielaa
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:54am UTC
    Hi, Remember Me?
    y o u u s e d t o s m i l e w h e n e v e r
    y o u s a w m e , h u g m e f o r n o
    r e a s o n , t a l k t o m e w i t h o u t
    a n y c o n d i t i o n s a n d l o v e m e
    f o r w h o i w a s . i m i s s t h a t .

  15. TakexMyxHand TakexMyxHand
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:55am UTC
    this is poo -> Poo
    How many faves can poo get?

  16. AmberLynn042893 AmberLynn042893
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:20am UTC
    A silent cry, A tearing eye,
    Bottled emotions, Just hidden inside.
    Unable to speak, Not sure what to think,
    Tearing apart, A huge hole in my heart.
    Lost and confused, No longer sure what to do,
    Nowhere to turn, feel like im locked behind a closed door.
    i scream with no sound, walking threw the rain pouring down.
    i wont fail myself, just wish i had a little help,
    no one understands, the problems held in my hands.
    lost two good hearts, feel as if im falling apart.
    but i have to keep my head high, try not to cry.
    hold it together, as if i never experienced rainy weather.
    im stronger then this, but i could sure use one wish.
    to see my angels faces, as i walk such lonely places.
    memories were still yet to be made, wishing i could here you say my name.
    picturing your smiles, then remembering you've gone so many miles.
    but until were able to meet again, i guess ill find ways to make my heart mend.
    sleep easy to my two beautiful guardian angels.
    ; my grandmother <3
    SORRY IT NOT PRETTY, BUT THE WORDS AND THE MEANING IS BEAUTIFUL <3
    100 PERCENT MADE BY ME :)

  17. ShelbySays ShelbySays
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:34am UTC
    30 Days 30 Letters.
    Dear Parents,
    I think you proved that love conquers all is all a load of bull. Thank you, because now I get to be afraid of ever falling in love. 16 years... what happened? I hate seeing you both like this. Mom I hate how you talk about dad in such harsh ways. Dad, I hate that you are always drunk when I go over. I just want to be around you, but I'm afraid to visit. I hate that you let drugs win. However, I will always love you both...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. maddyashleyxoxo maddyashleyxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 12:22am UTC
    Simple things to appreciate in l ife;
    #1. The happiness within yourself & the ones around you.

  20. Solovingit Solovingit
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Friendship is like a tight knot. because the friends stay together 4ever, But what happens when the knot is weak? The friends will break apart. So lets keep our knots safe, strong, and 4ever.
    Sorry Ashlynn :(

:)

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