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cookiemonsterlol

xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC
Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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gracexo
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 9:32am UTC
Today is my brothers 14th
birthday!
can I get 14 favs for him??

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walshey98
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:49am UTC
When I was a kid, I
usd to sing,
"A B C D E F G, H
I J K ELEMENO P"

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defe4ted
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 2:06pm UTC
The worst part
about summer is getting your period

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