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winterswishingwell
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November 27, 2012 9:09pm UTC

When he gives
you a nick name
♥

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yourcool
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October 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

when i laugh at jokes on the internet,
i don't even laugh. i just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 5:03pm UTC

I wonder
if I am someone's crush...

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winterswishingwell
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 10:06pm UTC

~the ony action i'll ever get is a three some on the couch with Ben and Jerry~

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 2, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Me: Hey, how does my hair look?
My friend: Good
Me: Okay thanks
Me: *decides to look at a mirror a minute later*
Me: ......o.O
Me: PEASANT, YOU LIED TO ME!!

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winterswishingwell
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 10:08pm UTC

admit it...
w e want to know who jessies
girl was

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winterswishingwell
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June 21, 2012 12:48pm UTC

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clovevalley
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

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winterswishingwell
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:45pm UTC

That awkward moment when you
realize Kevin is a female

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winterswishingwell
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:18pm UTC

Warning
if you tickle me i am not responsible for any possible injuries

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xocheetahcrayonxo
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May 25, 2012 3:38pm UTC

After all the times I've stood up for you, You forgive me by going to the dancewith the boy i have loved for years.some friend.

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winterswishingwell
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June 5, 2012 11:47pm UTC

your the only one who can see my tears...
hear my thoughts...
and know my heart...
my teddy bear
Format: twilightgirl995

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winterswishingwell
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June 3, 2012 10:52pm UTC

panda bears are the ninja version of polar bears

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winterswishingwell
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May 31, 2012 7:04pm UTC

I think they named oranges before carrots
Person1: ok what should we name this?
Person2: um, ok there orange, Oranges!
Person1:cool what about these (pointing to carrots)
Person2: oh $h!t

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winterswishingwell
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May 31, 2012 8:17pm UTC

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winterswishingwell
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 12:23pm UTC

strangers telling me "I love you"
F**k it i dont know why but, "I love you to!!"

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winterswishingwell
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April 13, 2012 11:14pm UTC

friend: Roses are red, violets are blue, God made you beautiful!
Me:Yeah so what the hell happened to you?

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winterswishingwell
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April 14, 2012 1:11am UTC

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winterswishingwell
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April 15, 2012 7:44pm UTC

I'm not suicidal and I'm not in denial I'm fine just a little sad i promise, cya tomorrow
he broke his promise

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