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choppainthecar

1. dparsa
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   December 6, 2011 9:01pm UTC
   want to go to a party with me?
   Sure, where?
   my mouth;)
   nmf
   
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5. Atkins235
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   August 10, 2011 11:30pm UTC
   GUYS STFU. FACEBOOK IS DOWN, NO NEED TO EVERYONE TO MAKE A QUOTE ABOUT IT.
   
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7. dparsa
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   August 10, 2011 11:28pm UTC
   and whenever
   i eat
   animal crackers i
   always BITE OFF the
   head first
   
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9. Thugnasty7012
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   August 10, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   Relationships should be between two people; not the whole world </3
   
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10. jamie96
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    August 10, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Why;
    Drink and drive, when you can
    smoke and fly?
    
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11. demonic790
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    August 8, 2011 1:43am UTC
    So...
    How's it feel
    being the most
    b e a u t i f u l girl in the room?
    
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12. jamie96
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    August 8, 2011 1:38am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. iamclover
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    August 8, 2011 1:38am UTC
    why do we sleep through Church
    but stay awake for a 3 hour movie?
    why is it hard to pray,
    but easy to cuss?
    why is it hard to re-post a godly bulletin,
    but easy to re-post the mean ones?
    why can people worship a celebrity
    but not God?
    going to ignore this?
    afraid to get laughed at?
    the Lord said, if you deny me in front of your friends, i will deny you in front my father.
    >>> re-post this if you believe in Jesus
    
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14. ijustwannarun2232
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    August 8, 2011 1:35am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Fav and i'll comment something nice about you on your profile.
    
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15. choppainthecar
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    July 26, 2011 1:03am UTC
    i
    i used to worry about what u though but than i found out your not worth it
    nmf
    
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16. touch_the_twilight*
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    July 27, 2011 1:33am UTC
    lately everytime i wait to wish on 11:11 i miss it. i think the world is telling me to start wishing on someone else, not that you even care.
    
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17. vayiabieberxoxo
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    July 26, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    people say hate is a strong word
    but so is love
    and people throw that around like its nothing..
    
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19. SweetRainbowKisses
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    July 26, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    Does anyone else remember Foster's Home Of Imaginary Friends
    Good days . . .
    
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20. iluvsummer
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    July 25, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    SWAG
    Something . We . Americans . Got
    
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