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  1. soccerbabe09 soccerbabe09
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 6:13pm UTC
    <Torn in the middle;
    Who do you (choose?) The one that (you love?)
    Or the one that loves you?
    *What do you think?!(: *old quote.

  2. NightAngel NightAngel
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2009 7:47pm UTC
    I went to the movies with my friend
    And he was throwing his trash on the floor and said he was going to pick it up later.
    Me as the great person I am.
    I was like "Pick it up!"
    He refused.
    I decided to make the best speech of my life.
    "How would you like it if I went into your room and and started throwing random tampons around.
    Would you want to touch them? No, and niether do the people that work here.
    So I suggest you get up and throw your tampons away."
    He proceeded to throw his "tampons" away.
    He gave me the most priceless look.
    True story!

  3. takeachancex7 takeachancex7
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:01pm UTC
    *At my birthday party
    ♥ // my crush came up and told me and my friend really funny joke
    after he walked away my dad came up behind me and whispered
    "is that your boyfriend?" I blushed and said "no why?" and he said
    "because he's completely in love with you" so i said "yeah right,
    why would you think that?" and he said "because he looked at
    you the exact same way that I look at your mother every day." // ♥
    -i wishh<333 i had a dream sorta like this last night,
    and i always wanted to make one of these(:

  4. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2009 3:59pm UTC
    it's like taking me to the
    tallest mountain,
    showing me the world and saying
    “that’s what you can’t have.”

  5. _authorized _authorized
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 6:19pm UTC
    beauty without
    intelligence ++
    ♥ is a m a s t e r p i e c e
    P A I N T E D O N A / / / / /
    napkin

  6. XxLinzeeBabeexX XxLinzeeBabeexX
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2009 11:34am UTC
    The Most Selfish One-Letter Word
    "I"
    Avoid it.
    The Most Satisfying Two-Letter Word
    "WE"
    Use it.
    The Most Poisonous Three-Letter Word
    "EGO"
    Kill it.
    The Most Used Four-Letter Word
    "LOVE"
    Value it.
    The Most Pleasing Five Letter Word
    "SMILE"
    Keep it.
    The Fastest Spreading Six-Letter Word
    "RUMOUR"
    Ignore it.
    The Hardest Working Seven Letter Word
    "SUCCESS"
    Achieve it.
    The Most Enviable Eight-Letter Word
    "JEALOUSY"
    Distance it.
    The Most Powerful Nine-Letter Word
    "KNOWLEDGE"
    Aquire it.
    The Most Essential Ten-Letter Word
    "CONFIDENCE"
    Trust it.

  7. aeroangel87 aeroangel87
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 4:35am UTC
    my paren ts think wtf means
    WOW THAT'S FUNNY!
    fixin' my old quotess<3

  8. hellobeautiful__x hellobeautiful__x
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 7:46am UTC
    " t r u t h o r d a r e ? "
    he asked her. "truth," she told him. 'nobody ever tells the truth anyway,
    right?' she thought to herself, just incase he asked her that one question.
    (_..*****>> "okay, who do you like?"<<
    that was it. that was the question. she paused in fright, but had a sudden
    boost of courage; "how about hints?" she offered, and he nodded as if hints
    would be okay. "hes perfect. he's everything a girl could want and more,
    this boy knows how to put a smile on my face, no matter what. he
    makes me laugh, he makes me smile,
    and sometimes he makes me cry too,
    but only when he's on a date. i hate to know i might be letting him slip away.
    he's closer than you think, too." she looked at him, waiting to see his
    reaction. he looked as if he was sad, "oh, i see. i like you, but,
    you obviously have a different guy on your mind..." he said quietly, grabbing
    his coat and walking into the rain. "wait!" she called after him,
    running out the door. she turned him around, under the
    pouring rain. "i forgot to tell you something about him," she said.
    " i t ' s y o u " <3

  9. K_stewxo K_stewxo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 3:02pm UTC
    - looking at schedules-
    Him: we have chemistry together.
    Me: what? n o w e d o n ' t .
    (_.·´¯`·×» Him: can we?
    Actually happened.
    <3

  10. LizPasta LizPasta
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2009 3:58pm UTC
    dream as if you'll live forever
    live as if you'll die tomorrow
    request.

  11. taylorswiftfanxx16 taylorswiftfanxx16
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2009 2:29pm UTC
    ( )
    ( )
    (___________)
    ' , , ' , ' , ' ' , ' , , '
    ' , ' ,' , ' ,' , ' , '
    it rains in your bedroom
    everything is wrong
    it rains when your here and it rains when your gone
    cause i was there when you said;;
    "forever&always"
    ♥♥♥♥

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