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  1. chick_orange chick_orange
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 11:16am UTC
    What Annoying people do at the cinema:
    'Yeh, I'm just gonna munch on my popcorn so loud just so I can announce to everyone that I'm eating popcorn, in a cinema and they can hear me.'

  2. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    there isn't a day that goes by
    where i don't, at some point, think of you.

  3. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    She lies in her bed at night,
    making up stories about her and you.
    Stories she knows will never come true.

  4. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    " I was in gym class when I suddenly got my period. I didn't have tampons, and so I improvised with paper towels. I was really into our game, when suddenly I glanced down and saw my paper towel lying in the middle of the gym floor! "
    I just read that in Seventeen. lololololol

  5. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:35am UTC
    Everything is funny,
    as long as it is happening to someone else.

  6. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    i think the best time to exercise
    is in the morning, before my brain
    figures out what i'm doing

  7. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    That one annoying person,
    who never gets the hint
    when it's time to go home.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:57am UTC
    Remember,
    as far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.

  10. chick_orange chick_orange
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    Ignore me?.. Okay thats cool.
    Just don't be mad when I ignore you.

  11. chick_orange chick_orange
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 5:57am UTC
    What I've learnt
    Is not to change who you are,
    because eventually you're going to run out of new things
    To become.. ♥
    Taylor swift <3

  12. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:50am UTC
    when i'm older,
    i'm going to call my kids
    Ctrl, Alt, and Delete,
    Then if they muck up,
    i'll just hit them all at once.

  13. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 11:53am UTC
    If I agreed with you,
    we'd both be wrong.

  14. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I just want you.
    That's all.
    All your flaws.
    Mistakes.
    Smiles.
    Jokes.
    Sarcasm.
    Everything.
    I just want you.
    nmq.

  15. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    You can agree
    with me,
    or you can
    be wrong.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 8:36am UTC
    Tommorrow is my
    first day of highschool.
    Any advice?

  18. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    Being unable
    to finish a sentence
    because you're laughing too hard
    about the ending.
    <<<<<<<<<<<

  19. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    If you can't keep up a conversation,
    don't text me.

  20. tracylivesunderyourbed tracylivesunderyourbed
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 6:20am UTC
    don't judge
    Unless you know the whole story

:)

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