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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:56am UTC
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  2. FieldHockeyQueen97 FieldHockeyQueen97
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Fave if you feel;
    lost.
    alone.
    hopeless.
    worthless.
    ugly.
    fat.
    gross.
    depressed.
    Don't worry, you're not alone :*

  3. stacmania stacmania
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Why?
    Why did you say you loved me if it was a lie
    why did you have to make me cry
    I just relized something new
    Im fine on my own so,
    I dont need
    You.

  4. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    Dad: *Says creepishly and slowly* I am your father.
    Kid: Mom...... I think dad's been watching Star Wars again.....

  5. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Having to pee really bad
    But being too lazy to get up

  6. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    I did your mom a favor by making you a cupcake.
    <F*ck up the punctuation a bit>
    I Did your mom. A favor. by making you. A cupcake.

  7. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:52pm UTC
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  8. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Type your name: Kade
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Kade
    Type your name with your elbow: Kase
    Type your name with your nose: IQE3
    BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD: v (lol that failed)
    Repost this but delete my answers :]

  9. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    Who do you agree with?
    Girl 1: I HATE Justin Bieber
    Girl 2: I LOVE Justin Bieber
    Girl 3: I don't really care ...

  10. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:23pm UTC
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  11. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:37pm UTC
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  12. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    Tilt the screen back for a secret message.
    I can't belive you just tried that. f*cktard ♥

  13. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    theawkwardmomentwhen
    the HxC rocker joins choir

  14. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    Who else has failed at the whole, 'skip, jump, then click the heels together' thing that you see in movies?
    they made it look so easy :c.♥

  15. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    highlight for a joke
    Boy 1: I want him to drive faster!
    Boy 2: that's what she said!.♥
    fave if you get it.

  16. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 9:31am UTC
    Hitting someone as hard as you can then saying,
    "It was a love tap!"

  17. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 10:24am UTC
    Worth Reading ♥
    Me: I have a secret :]
    Him: What is it ?
    Me: The star I always draw on my hand reminds me of you
    Him: Aww :]
    Me: I love you
    Him: I love you too. *short pause* I also have a secret
    Me: What is it?
    Him: You're the reason I have a smile on my face. You're the reason I
    stopped hating myself. You're the reason I never stopped. You're the reason i breathe. :]
    Me: *hugs*
    Him: *hugs tight*

  18. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    Everything Sounds Funnier
    in a fake accent.

  19. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    You're on PMS, so you go to the drug store to get some Midol and theres none left.
    >>>>:O
    hide your wife and kids.

  20. kadeloo kadeloo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Facebook asks,
    Whats on my mind?
    "him."
    Facebook asks,
    Share
    "not in a million years."

:)

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