So i was looking at the girl i dislike the most she says- what are u looking at I say- im looking for something she says- wat?? Me - silence She says- so wat are u looking for???:( i say- i dont get it were is ur "Made in China stamp"??? her- excuse me??? Me- its just that ur so fake :) her- silence and walk away WELL MAYBE I WAS JUST THINKING IT:) fav if u feel like this sometimes
A BLONDE GIRL WAS SITTING NEXT TO A SMART IRRITABLE MAN ON A PLANE...... He kept bugging her to play mind games. So after tens of hundreds of nos, the man suggested that they would each ask a question. If the man didn't get the answer, he owed her $50 and if she couldn't get the answer she owed $5. The blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down with 4?" The man was stumped. For hours. He couldn't get it and paid her $50. He asked her what the answer was... She gave him $5 Sorry blondes... hilarious!!!! Fave!
MochiMadness posted a quote
May 21, 2011 12:48am UTC
coca-cola went to town, diet pepsi shot him down, dr.pepper fixed him up... now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up got the flu, now we're mountain dew, mountain dew fell of a mountain, now we're drinking from a fountain, fountain broke... now we're drinking same old coke! H I