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  1. LiveLoveCollab LiveLoveCollab
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    Guy best friends
    =
    way less Drama(:

  2. Purpleslurpee Purpleslurpee
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    teacher; wheres your book?
    me; at home.
    teacher; well whats it doing there?
    me; having more fun then being here.

  3. rawrrrrx3 rawrrrrx3
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    You're in what, sixth grade?
    Sweetie, stop swearing.
    It doesn't make you seem older.

  4. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    Taking your hair
    out of a pony tail and
    having those spots
    on your head that
    feel like someone
    is pulling your
    hair.

  5. XxstrawberrykiwixX XxstrawberrykiwixX
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    Getting a thrill when
    someone on the tv says something about where you live.

  6. LCostello LCostello
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    today
    I accidently set my house on fire
    and killed my baby brother. But don't worry,
    the rest of my Sims were okay. MLIA

  7. _prettyletdown _prettyletdown
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    What's on your mind? ... him ♥
    Share

  8. t0orix0 t0orix0
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2010 7:41am UTC
    The word of the day is legs.
    So, wanna come help me spread the word (;
    bahahah :)


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  11. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 9:28am UTC
    Today,
    My baby sister had a friend over.
    She's only 4 years old.
    She was so excited to have her
    own friend over to play with her.
    So, they were sitting on the rug,
    and my sister turns to her friend,
    takes her by the hand, and says to her;
    "You are my best friend."
    And they smiled, and hugged. ♥
    True story. Thought it was adorable(:


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  13. bieberblast22 bieberblast22
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    one day the teacher asked johnny,
    "johnny, if there were three birds on a wire and you threw a rock at one of them how many birds would be left?" johnny sed "none because the other two would get scared and fly away." the teacher replied, "no, but i like the way you think." the next day johnny decided to ask his teacher a question. he said, "there are three women sitting on a bench with a popsicle. one is licking. the second is biting and the third is sucking. which woman is married?" the teacher sed "the one whos sucking. johnny smiled at her and sed no the one with a wedding ring on but
    ilikethewayyouthink(;
    joke from a friend(:
    *notmine*
    faaav?♥

  14. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  15. iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 3:04pm UTC
    chuck-e-cheese's;
    where a kid can pee in the ball pit [&] run away laughing. ♥

  16. Justxforxyou1 Justxforxyou1
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 11:09pm UTC
    "Can i speak to angelina?"
    "no,she died."
    lmfao, gotta love snooki.♥

  17. aleciiax3 aleciiax3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2010 4:01pm UTC
    "She's dating him?"
    "Yeah"
    "I thought she was dating that other guy?"
    "No, that was last week."

  18. thereadyset thereadyset
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 12:20pm UTC
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  20. xoxpnklvxox3 xoxpnklvxox3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    Fav This If...
    Gwen Stefani taught you how to spell
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S
    Fergie taught you how to spell
    G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
    Aretha Franklin taught you how to spell
    R-E-S-P-E-C-T
    Webbie taught you how to spell
    I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
    Cobra Starship taught yu how to spell some of
    S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-A-F-R-A-G-A...
    until he got confused (:
    Ke$ha for teaching us how to spell
    D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R
    The Free Credit Report.com dudes taught u how to spell
    F-R-E-E
    &Hotwire.com taught you how to spell
    H-O-T-W-I-R-E

:)

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