7 Ways To Scare Your Roommate:
1.Buy some knives. Sharpen them everynight. Look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon.."
2.Collect hundreds of pens and put them in a pile on one side of the room. Get one pencil and put it on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
3.Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message to tell you." Pretend to faint. When you recover tell your roommate you can't remember the message.Later on say, "Oh yea, I remember." Pretend to faint. Keep this up for several weeks.
4.While your roommate is out. Glue your shoes to the celing. When they comeback sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.
5. Make a sandwich, don't eat it, ignore the sandwich. Leave it on the floor untill your roommate picks it up and throws it away. Then say, "Where the hell is my sandwich?" Complain that you are hungry.
6.Everytime your roommate walks in yell,"Horray! You're back!" Dance around the room for five minutes. Keep looking at your watch and say, "Don't you have somewhere to be going?"
7.Talk back to your Rice Krispies for 5 minutes. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it.Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No I want them to suffer."
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