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  1. Pink_Ninja Pink_Ninja
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Have you ever noticed
    that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning man?
    I bet he's not laughing out loud.

  2. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    TODAY, I SET MY FACEBOOK STATUS TO "I JUST GOT MY BRACES OFF!"
    I GOT OVER 40 LIKES AND AROUND 20 COMMENTS WITH PEOPLE TELLING ME THEY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY NEW BRACES.
    ...
    I'VE NEVER HAD BRACES BEFORE.
    NOT MY FORMAT.

  3. Nani Nani
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 3:10am UTC
    MATH IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I HEAR PEOPLE DOING RIDICULOUS THINGS.
    FOR EXAMPLE,
    "John has 30 chocolate bars, he eats 23. What does he have now?
    UMM.. DIABETES, MAYBE??

  4. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #26
    according to a psychological study;
    that boy you think about every day, thinks about you at least once a week.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  5. 90210Twitty 90210Twitty
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 6:58am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    If I get over 200 favs...
    I’ll write my English essay
    On my journey to becoming a ‘pokémon master".

  6. Chloaaay17 Chloaaay17
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:12pm UTC
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  7. xxkatie97 xxkatie97
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    L i k e Th i s I f . . .
    You're thinking about him
    Avoiding Homework
    Chewing Gum
    Your left hand is touching your face
    You're on your bed
    You are hungry
    You're listening to music
    Texting
    Caught up in drama
    Craving some sort of food
    Wondering what you're going to wear tomorrow
    Worried about something
    Have a test tomorrow
    Or on a different website as well as witty

    If any of these apply to you.
    nmf.

  8. taintedlove taintedlove
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 12:57am UTC
    Some girls just need a high-five.
    In the face.
    With a chair.

  9. xKuromigirl xKuromigirl
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    HERMIONE
    Taught me to be brave.
    Taught me to say what I think.
    That I'm more than what people see.
    BELLA
    taught me that I'm
    NOTHING
    Without a man.

  10. jellybean4747 jellybean4747
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2011 7:34pm UTC
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  11. PhoebeLikeRawr PhoebeLikeRawr
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 1:09pm UTC
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    You know witty?
    it’s actually becoming quite annoying;
    \That every quote I see/
    Is about James brass.
    It’s actually kind of spoiling witty for me.
    --------------------


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  13. xjaseyrae xjaseyrae
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    i hate when
    people abbreviate
    when they text me.
    like, grow up.
    you sound illiterate.
    if
    yuUU tawKK LEiKK DIIIS,
    don't even bother texting me.
    go back to english class, fucktards.


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  15. marykatee10 marykatee10
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Now my Mondays suck because
    Pretty Little Lairs
    isn't on! favorite this if you agree!

  16. Melissalovesyou Melissalovesyou
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 8:41pm UTC

    Am I the only one
    Who kinda likes that
    hot mess look?

  17. alexiawhite alexiawhite
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 11:36pm UTC
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  18. xobprior3344xo xobprior3344xo
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 1:05pm UTC
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  19. fatassmuffin fatassmuffin
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    Some people...
    are like clouds.When they disappear,it's a brighter day♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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