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  1. taylorswiftfanxx16 taylorswiftfanxx16
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    your boobs are as fake as
    the b○ys ○n witty


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  3. the_only_exception the_only_exception
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 11:52am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    that awkward moment when
    your friend is guessing who you like
    & they guess the exact right person,
    but you just laugh and deny it
    <3
    totally not my format. credit to whoever ❤

  4. the_only_exception the_only_exception
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 11:53am UTC
    she should keep in mind
    there is nothing i do better than
    REVENGE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. morgan_xoxo315 morgan_xoxo315
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    [ The worst feeling ever is ]
    When you finally look back and realize
    he's never coming back for you.

  8. b1air b1air
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    I HAVE TO PEE, BUT I'M TOO LAZY
    to walk all the way to the
    BATHROOM

  9. heeyitscaitlinn heeyitscaitlinn
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you walk into class late and everyone is staring at you..

  10. xoxoxo7 xoxoxo7
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 9:07pm UTC
    Did you know?
    "Smiles" is listed as one of the ingredients on a package of Goldfish crackers.
    :)

  11. Remember_December Remember_December
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    So I 'm Not On Witty For A Few
    Weeks
    a n d w h e n I c o m e b a c k I
    f o u n d t h i s . n o w i c a n ' t f i n d
    a n y t h i n g :(

  12. dramaticafro2010 dramaticafro2010
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Who els has ever wanted to crawl through an air vent
    like they do in movies?

  13. rawr_ima_kitty239 rawr_ima_kitty239
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    Who else remembers...
    I don't want another pretty face
    I don't want just anyone to hold.
    i don't want my love to go to waste
    I just want you and your
    Beautiful soul♥
    not my format , credit to whoever ;;; i used to love jesse mccartney ♥ (:

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    &
    [[favorite this if]]
    .you.still.love.to.
    wave at security cameras<3

  15. myheartsfearless myheartsfearless
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    &the flavor grape
    tastes
    absolutely nothing like
    real grapes..

  16. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    "Your parents are so nice!"
    Yeah, when you're here.

  17. just_dont_understand just_dont_understand
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Teachers call it "the bathroom"
    We call it, "I'm bored. I'm leaving"

  18. sprstr98 sprstr98
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 5:58pm UTC
    Looking on
    top quotes,
    seeing that most of the quotes were made by
    >>the same person...
    & feeling like a failure.

  19. klauree18 klauree18
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    3 reasons to stand up.
    1. you have to go somewhere.
    2. to stretch.
    3. you are the real
    slim shady.

  20. melllfoshoX0 melllfoshoX0
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    &+Not being able to fall asleep;
    because you're calculating the exact amount of sleep you'll get if you fall asleep at this exact second.
    anyone else do this?
    credit to facebook!anotmyformat

:)

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