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cahill1426

BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
Did you know?
If you say
"Raise Up Lights"
you just said
"Razor Blades"
in an Austrailian accent
[fav if you just tried]

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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katesmiles
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March 4, 2012 2:11pm UTC
Ift's weird to think that ...
when we have kids...they're probably gonna hate the music we listen to now

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katesmiles
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March 4, 2012 2:14pm UTC
Friends: I'm gonna die alone with 72 cats.
Me: I'm gonna die alone. Period.

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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
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February 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
That awkward
moment when your teacher
uses a pickup line
o n a s t u d e n t

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