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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3898875
lol i can't do a push up. like at all..
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3892714
her name is tasha, lol.
she's a .
and she always hit's on me.
she's like 'OMG HAAY UR HAIR LOOKS LYK LOL< 3333;) :**'
like no
that's impossible
so you
not literally ofcourse


true story
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3895037
lmao i always comment like 'LOL WOW KOOL STATUS EVERYONE CARES!!!!!' then they get all pissy its quite halar.
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3894825
i just had a mini heart attack
it's wednesday
brb killing myself and all the other days of the week
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3894726
lol why is there a picture of a train though
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3894610
why would you be carrying a taco in the first place though
it should be in your mouth
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3894559
lol how about every teenager in america..
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3894440
um can i have your teacher
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cactus · 1 decade ago on quote 3894383
omg
i thought you said
awk
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