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  1. JustAnotherNormalTeenageGirl JustAnotherNormalTeenageGirl
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Fave This
    If You Have Ever
    Slapped A Fly

  2. theworldhassecrets theworldhassecrets
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    I think my crush likes my best friend.
    I heard my crush and his friend talking about it. I wasn't eavesdropping, they were talking at regular voices in the loud science room. I heard my friends name and the word "like". My heart is broken. ♥
    -Anonymous

  3. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    If Your Pants Were On Fire
    wouldn't being a liar become much less important?

  4. ushyy ushyy
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    When I'm having a bad day
    I DONT WANT A
    "WHATS WRONG?"
    I want a hug and a shoulder to cry on

  5. GMXO GMXO
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage.
    That is all♥
    nmf/nmq.

  6. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    You are the only exception.

  7. xoxstaciexox xoxstaciexox
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Everybody Thinks
    That A Girl's Dream Is To Find The P E R F E C T guy.Yeah right, our dream is toE A T W I T H O U T G E T T I N G F A T .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    SKINNY JEANS ARE LIKE CALORIES ;
    EASY TO PUT ON, IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF.

  10. meggs meggs
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Accidentally swearing infront of your mom and then
    running before you get backhanded.

  11. jess8081 jess8081
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    ◕ ◕
    ____
    v ♦ v
    - - -♦- - -
    Format by kclove5layouts
    kclove5(c)

  12. liveXXloveXXgymnastics liveXXloveXXgymnastics
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    a quiet kid kept on getting all the answers to the questions right in class;
    bitchy girl :
    "what a nerd!"
    teacher :
    "dont say that, he could be your boss one day!"
    quiet kid :
    "not likely. i don't plan on being a pimp."
    i t s a l w a y s t h e q u i e t o n e s .♥

  13. xcarmelaaax xcarmelaaax
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When a kid with glasses
    and is kinda nerdy
    HAS A SIX PACK.

  14. HaayeItsJaaye HaayeItsJaaye
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    cheerstothefreakingweekend drink to that♥nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    She looked to the sky, a single tear in her eye. "But I tried so hard," she whispered, falling to her knees.

  17. followthesefootsteps followthesefootsteps
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    "MAKEALAWFORJAMEY"
    Is the second highest trending topic on Twitter. For those of you who don't have a twitter, a trending topic is when a lot of people are tweeting and tagging the same few words after they've been promoted. Jamey was constantly bullied, for being completely open about his sexuality and telling everyone that he was bisexual. Sunday night, he took his own life. He was 14. He lived in the school district right next to mine. Jamey LOVED Lady Gaga because of all her support for the gay population. Lady Gaga tweeted about him TWICE. Since his story has become national, could I please get a few faves for him on Witty too? Paws up little monster, you're fabulous. I hope Heaven is treating you much better ♥ Forever in our hearts, Jamey Rodemeyer :) We love you.
    [♥ ]
    LAYOUT CREDIT TO TWIHARD4EVA1012


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