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buttkickerr22

1. buttkickerr22
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   November 20, 2010 4:14pm UTC
   Heard they're making another Barbie movie, they call it NEVER SAY NEVER!
   
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2. buttkickerr22
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   November 20, 2010 4:11pm UTC
   I hate it when parents won't tell you what they got you for Christmas
   
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3. buttkickerr22
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   November 20, 2010 4:09pm UTC
   You thought your parents were celebrities because they "knew" Santa Clause.
   
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4. buttkickerr22
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   November 7, 2010 7:48pm UTC
   Alright, im gonna try to go to myspace.
   Dang it! I keep going to facebook!
   
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5. buttkickerr22
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   November 7, 2010 7:46pm UTC
   I wonder if Myspace is lonely?
   
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6. buttkickerr22
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   November 7, 2010 7:26pm UTC
   I went to Florida for this years vacation and all i could see were Mexicans on bicycles.
   
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7. buttkickerr22
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   November 7, 2010 7:24pm UTC
   Have you ever gone across one of those bumps in the road and it feels like your stomach went upside down?
   
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8. buttkickerr22
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   November 7, 2010 7:22pm UTC
   ASPCA COMMERCIAL CAME ON:
   "Mom, we need another dog, Lucky just got ran over." XD
   
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9. buttkickerr22
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   November 7, 2010 7:17pm UTC
   If you have noticed, it has been getting colder. Oh wait my crush's girlfriend walked into the room.
   
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10. buttkickerr22
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    November 7, 2010 7:15pm UTC
    If you have noticed, it is getting colder. Tomorrow at school I'm going to put my head on my crushes shoulder and put my arm around him. Favorite if this is what you have done or wish you could do.
    
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11. buttkickerr22
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    November 7, 2010 7:12pm UTC
    Facebook:
    Andrea: Dad just came home drunk, time to take advantage.
    James:Sounds so wrong.
    
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12. buttkickerr22
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    November 7, 2010 7:07pm UTC
    My mom and my sister are arguing about who farted???what has this world come to?
    
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13. buttkickerr22
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    November 4, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Demi Lavoto in rehab, wow.
    
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14. buttkickerr22
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    November 4, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    When you bring up your crush with your friends they all go ughhhh.
    
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15. buttkickerr22
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    November 4, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    When you wear your crushes jacket and you feel you could walk the Tundra and still be warm :)
    
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16. buttkickerr22
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    November 4, 2010 8:51pm UTC
    When your in the bathroom stall at school and you think your pee is the loudest.
    
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17. buttkickerr22
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    October 31, 2010 9:40pm UTC
    My crush got me a b-day gift and said it will be a big surprise. Comment and tell me what you think it will be.
    
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18. buttkickerr22
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    October 29, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    (Sang in the tun of dynomite)
    I throw your kids into my van sometims saying a'yo immma pedo!
    
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19. buttkickerr22
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    October 29, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    My little brother was reading a book from his school and it said,
    "Maddie reached into the hole and pulled out a baby.":P
    
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20. buttkickerr22
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    October 13, 2010 2:33pm UTC
    JUST A DREAM:)(BEST SONG EVER!)
    
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