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  1. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Ryan Lochte??
    more like Ryan Loch me in a room and screw me

  2. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
    Student: Gymnastics
    Student: Swimming
    Student: Track
    Student: Volleyball
    Me: Tom Daley

  3. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Aye Ryan Lochte
    You can practice your breast-stroke with me anytime.

  4. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Hey Jake Dalton and Sam Mikulak:
    Did you stick the landing when you fell from heaven?

  5. BrokenHeartedGirl1 BrokenHeartedGirl1
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    He Loves Me not.
    Chapter 4
    *Rachel's POV*
    What the hell is he playing. I know he's fu//cking with me. I stared blankly at him.
    "Wait what?"
    "Nevermind" he replied looking at his feet.
    "Luke you don't like me" I stared at him sourly.
    "You're right."
    Just like that, he killed the moment.
    "That's what I thought as/shole. You know what? Thanks a lot. I'm out of here."
    I slammed the bathroom door and I felt the tears coming. I was still a little dizzy, and I knew I couldn't drive. Surprisingly, I hadnt realized Luke had followed me out of the bathroom.
    "Here Rachel, it's 2 AM at least let me drive you home."
    "Did you drink?"
    "No."
    "Luke."
    "Fine, I had a sip. That's all."
    Ughh. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of driving me or have to deal with the awkward thirty minute drive, but realizing Abby was clearly gone, I was running out of options.
    "Where'd you park?" I grumbled.
    "Right this way" He smirked.
    I rolled my eyes.
    "Cute car" I laughed.
    It actually was a decent car. It was a shiny silver Jeep Wrangler.
    "Birthday present" He smiled back at me.
    I put my seat belt on. "Here we go," I thought to myself.
    "So um really. What brings you to a high school party?" he started.
    "Ha, don't laugh at me, but as cheesy as this sounds I just want to get the whole highschool experience. You know? YOLO" I giggled.
    I'm a pretty good liar. He looked over at me,
    "Really? "YOLO"?" he laughed.
    "Eyes on the road mister. So do you ever miss grade school?" I asked.
    "I guess. I don't think about it much anymore."
    Great. He doesn't think about me.
    "Ohh. Yeah highschool's alright" I tried not to sound disappointed.
    "I mean I miss the people and all, just not so much the school."
    Good save.
    "So, meet anyone fun tonight?" He smirked.
    "Eh just some guy" I tried to play it cool.
    "Who was it? Do you know his name?" he asked suspiciously.
    I had him wrapped around my finger. I was totally uninterested in the guy who was shoving his tounge down my throat, but Luke didn't need to know that.
    "Oh, just some senior. You don't know him."
    He looked at me again.
    "You're hooking up with seniors? Really?" he was getting concerned again.
    "I never said we hooked up. Even though we did" I teased him.
    He didn't laugh.
    "So you're doing all of this just because YOLO?"
    "Sure" I stuttered realizing how stupid that sounded.
    "So how bout you?"
    "Huh?" he looked confused.
    "Did you 'ya know' find someone special?" I asked trying not to look too concerned.
    "Nah. I was too busy saving your as/s."
    I laughed.
    "Well, sorry you didn't have to."
    "I wanted to." he smiled innocently.
    "Now, where do I drop you off at or do you just wanna come home with me." He put on a flirty smile.
    "Hmm as tempting at that sounds, I'm going to have to pass. It's right off off Weidman. Take a left at the light. Then it's second house on the right."
    "Right, here we are."
    "You're not a bad driver." I smiled as I unbuckled my seatbelt.
    "Ha thanks. I'm glad we got to talk. Text me? We should hang soon."
    "Maybe." I smiled.
    "Come on that's the least you can do. Remember, I saved your as/s."
    I stepped out of the car and closed the door as he rolled down the window.
    "I'm expecting a text tomorrow." He tried to not look desperate.
    I laughed at him.
    "Good night Luke."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. michelle* michelle*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Fave This For A ;
    Truth Is . . <3

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