_- Answering Machines! -_
1. Sorry! I can't get to the phone right now because my boyfriend and I are
doing something we love to do. Personally, I like doing it up and down. She
likes to do it side to side real slow. So, I'll get back to you when we are done
brushing our teeth. :]
2. Hello, 911, what is your emergency?
3. Hi! insert name here's answering machine is broken. This is her refridgerator
right now. If you want to leave a message, speak very slowly so I can write
it all down on this sticky note, and stick it to myself. :]