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  1. universityofpink97 universityofpink97
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 9:34pm UTC
    an apple a day keeps the doctor away
    but if the doctors cute then screw the fruit [=

  2. winnie_the_pooh_x winnie_the_pooh_x
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2009 10:26pm UTC
    _- Answering Machines! -_
    1. Sorry! I can't get to the phone right now because my boyfriend and I are
    doing something we love to do. Personally, I like doing it up and down. She
    likes to do it side to side real slow. So, I'll get back to you when we are done
    brushing our teeth. :]
    2. Hello, 911, what is your emergency?
    3. Hi! insert name here's answering machine is broken. This is her refridgerator
    right now. If you want to leave a message, speak very slowly so I can write
    it all down on this sticky note, and stick it to myself. :]

  3. briannabbyxxx briannabbyxxx
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2009 1:23am UTC
    Sharp Sharp Sharp SODA CANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    WONDER wat u can use them for ;)

  4. MDC1193 MDC1193
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 6:02pm UTC
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  5. dogrocks22 dogrocks22
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 6:07pm UTC
    dare you...
    to buy a bag of SKiTTLES
    and throw them at random people saying
    TASTE THE RAINBOW!
    Srry I took this Quote its not mine but i really liked it :)

  6. hckeylover hckeylover
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 6:20pm UTC
    WhY DOnT YOu
    go fall out boy & go Panic! at the disco
    wearing one of your plain white ts *`'
    [&+] yerr red jumpsuit apparatus ?
    Huh? you say its a green day .: * :.
    Cute. is what we aim for sweetie.
    yeah we know that boys like girls go
    on snow patrol why dont `cha. *`' No?
    then weezer yerr way over here [+&]
    .: * :. find me a nickelback. Fine then.
    Now go RIOT! with - - > [paramore]
    - sounds like a simple plan right?


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  8. BenBurnleyMeltsMe BenBurnleyMeltsMe
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 7:38pm UTC
    Ask me about my weiner!
    Hey,dude I...
    No...No...the guys are watching.
    Listen...
    NO! Look just do me a favor and ask me about my weiner.
    What? No.
    ^^ Hahahaha I lve thatt

  9. eclaire03 eclaire03
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 6:38pm UTC
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  10. mrsnickjonas1011 mrsnickjonas1011
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    Dont make me snap my fingers in a Z formation
    Hip Rotation
    Pop Sensation
    Elbow Elbow Wrist Wrist
    Shut Up Girl
    YOU JUST GOT DISSED!!!!!!
    Me and my friend Abigail do this all the time and it makes me feel like a little kid
    make it pretty! Just credit me.

  11. loloktotally loloktotally
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 6:44pm UTC
    Team Edward Because Jacob Doesn't Sparkle

  12. kadieevex9 kadieevex9
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2009 7:11pm UTC
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  14. xSoundtrackofMySummerx xSoundtrackofMySummerx
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2008 10:10am UTC
    Not even Kodak could capture our memories!
    ♥*
    *Full Credit to my best friend Sean♥
    i don't know if someone already took this, but he said he thought of it. sooo sorry if anyone posted it b4 :)

  15. MrsNickJonas1101 MrsNickJonas1101
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2008 10:13am UTC
    Chaarrrlieee, Chaarrrlieee, CHARlieee, Chaarrl-
    I'm right here, what do you want?
    We're on a bridge, Charlie.
    Charlie the unicorn<33

  16. xoxoeryka11 xoxoeryka11
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2008 10:09am UTC
    Dont You Hate It When...
    A movie gets turned into a tv show?


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  19. _peanut_ _peanut_
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2008 11:17am UTC
    hello haters............;]bye haters..............;]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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