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Soccerfata
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December 4, 2012 9:47pm UTC

My friends brother sat my mom down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with “I’M PREGENET!’ completely serious, and her mom started yelling and was like “OH MY GOD, WHAT **** I RAISED YOU TO BE RESPONSIBLE”… she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realized and quietly walked out of the room.
NMQ

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WeAreTheBoys
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December 4, 2012 6:34pm UTC

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SpoonfulOfSugar
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November 28, 2012 9:38pm UTC

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
=BEST. CHRISTMAS MOVIE. EVER.

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WeAreTheBoys
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November 19, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Teacher: "Why are your eyes so red?"
Student: "Oh um, allergies."
Teacher: "Ohh really, and what are you allergic to?"
Student: "Weed...s..."

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swimmergirl3796
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November 19, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Long Time, No See
Prologue
Luke and Madison were best friends since the day they were born. They remained best friends up until they both turned seven. Madison's family moved away, and she lost all contact with Luke. But now she's back, and better than ever. Everybody used to tell her that Luke had a crush on her, but she shook it off, saying they were too young. But ten years later, does he still feel the same way? And does he even remember her? A story about love, friendship, and catching up on lost time.
Comment if you will read this!(:

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TheWittiestProfile
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Whenever I see this format
I automatically skip it because I hate all these crappy
Romantic or depressing quotes and I only
come on this website to find the
funny ones.
Do you?

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PsychoButterflies
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November 19, 2012 2:47pm UTC

Peasant
(noun)
1) Someone you're better then.
2) A non-Witty/Tumblr user.
"Don't touch me you peasant,"

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AshleyyMariee
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November 18, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Admit it..we all throw our pets the weirdest faces when they look at us.

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yourcool
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November 18, 2012 7:51pm UTC

when life knocks you down...
calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, "you hit like a b/tch."

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Breeze
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November 18, 2012 7:52pm UTC

.
cup text?
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MEN ARE LIKE COFFEE.
THE BEST ONES ARE RICH,
WARM AND KEEP YOU UP
ALL NIGHT LONG ;)
Format by BreezeNot my quote

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