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brainlicker

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September 16, 2013 9:21am UTC
Reasons to be a mermaid:
- no periods
-no pants

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bLuEeYeS01
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September 16, 2013 9:38am UTC
I JUST HOPE YOU REALIZE
that by leaving us behind,
you're losing the one's who cared
when no one else did.
♥

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pugsandkisses
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August 10, 2013 3:03pm UTC
Dear Guys,
Don't try to understand girls, girls understand girls, and they hate each other

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pugsandkisses
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August 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
I have a masters degree
...in being ignored

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pugsandkisses
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July 27, 2013 2:45pm UTC
I am Female
Fe = Iron
Male = Man
I am Iron Man

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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brainlicker
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April 17, 2013 7:42am UTC
tHe FiRsT 5 DaYs AfTeR tHe WeEkEnD aRe AlWaYs ThE hArDeSt! ;)

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