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taylorrr
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May 29, 2011 9:15pm UTC

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kandykyra
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May 29, 2011 8:01pm UTC

Today I got chinese food and got a fortune cookie.
---what did it say?
"Ignore the last cookie. It's a filthy liar."
[x] the one I ate before had said, [x]
"You have a secret admirer."
MLIA.

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JBieberFacts
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May 27, 2011 10:29pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fact #232
Justin said he can swear in front
of his dad but not his mom.

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RunawayRachel
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May 27, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Karma is when you
Throw a banana peel on Mario Kart.
&
You end up slipping on it.
nmf

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JBieberFacts
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 10:25pm UTC

Justin Bieber Fact #231
When Justin gets scared, he wishes
he had a girlfriend that he could hold.
He said this before Selena.

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xoalicecullenxo
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May 28, 2011 11:59am UTC

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vballgirlxox
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May 27, 2011 7:58pm UTC

♥♥♥
Say "I" spell "map" and say "ness"
♥♥♥

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MyHomiesBeKrunk
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May 27, 2011 5:18pm UTC

Teacher: Where is your essay?
Student: Written in the stars.
Teacher: WHERE?!?!
Student: A million miles away.
Teacher: Okay, so what did you write it about?
Student: A message to the main.
Teacher: You were supposed to write it about seasons!When will you come responsible?
Student: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the principal's
office!
Student: I'm on my waaaaaay...
♥

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allyx14
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May 27, 2011 9:00pm UTC

its okay turkeys, they only want us for our breasts too.

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LoveByWhisper
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May 27, 2011 9:21pm UTC

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NeverSayNever18
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May 27, 2011 6:21pm UTC

♥♥♥
oh my gosh
Its hotter than Justin Bieber outside
♥♥♥

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secretlove707
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May 27, 2011 8:41pm UTC

who else hates
t ext fights.

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andje96
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 5:52pm UTC

when i'm crying
& someone hugs me;
i t m a k e s m e c r y e v e n m o r e .
credit to ilove_him

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Turtles7chick
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May 27, 2011 9:44pm UTC

making your best friend,
get their own food and drink, when they're at your house.

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cndcdancer97
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May 27, 2011 8:43pm UTC

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RunawayRachel
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May 27, 2011 9:45pm UTC

Favorite this if..
You have never actually finished an Eraser at school.. You just lose them.
nmf

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xwaddupshawtyx
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 7:14pm UTC

99% of guys are cute,
the other 1% go to my school.

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mybeardiscrazydelicious
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 7:24pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when a sentence doesn't end the way
you think it octopus.
nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 5:05pm UTC

Those secrets
That you can't even tell to your Bestfriend.

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xXEmmyXx
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February 21, 2011 8:34pm UTC

Justin Bieber is gay? He has a girlfriend.
Justin Bieber is a crap singer? Usher and Justin Timberlake were fighting over him.
Justin Bieber is ugly? MILLIONS of girls think he is the hottest guy in the world.
Justin Bieber is weak? He broke his foot ON STAGE and carried on singing!!
Justin Bieber is a girl? Girl's voices cant brake, and Justin's voice has.
♥

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