Witty Profiles

bluebell99

theunicorn
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:38pm UTC
in school when;
Teachers say 'tell me one thing about yourself'
I always say:Hi, I have an imaginary friend.[[ It's okay Charlie, i think they like you ]]

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itslovex808
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August 27, 2011 4:18pm UTC
You know something is wrong if I deny food.

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