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  1. kennddraax8 kennddraax8
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    What kind of bird is always sad?
    (_.·´¯`·×» A Blue Bird!
    no jockkking.
    credit to dora*

  2. XxNeverSayForeverxX XxNeverSayForeverxX
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 11:09am UTC
    There's Something About The Sunshine, Baby
    I'm seeing you in a (_.·´¯`·×» whole new light♥
    Something About The Sunshine - Starstruck(:
    XxNeverSayForeverxX

  3. XxNeverSayForeverxX XxNeverSayForeverxX
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 3:44pm UTC
    I wonder if I ever cross your mind
    [ F O R ME I T H A P P E N S A L L T H E T I M E . ]
    Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
    *Renee helped A LOT.
    XxNeverSayForeverxX

  4. XxNeverSayForeverxX XxNeverSayForeverxX
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 4:37pm UTC
    You're A Hot Mess
    I'm loving it (_.·´¯`·×» hell yes
    Hot Mess - Cobra Starship
    Had To Quote This Song xD
    XxNeverSayForeverxX

  5. XxNeverSayForeverxX XxNeverSayForeverxX
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    The Truth Is All That I Can Hear
    E v e r y t i m e y o u ( _ . · ´ ¯ ` · × » L i e
    Everytime You Lie - Demi Lovato
    I have a lyric mojo, my bad (:
    XxNeverSayForeverxX

  6. XxNeverSayForeverxX XxNeverSayForeverxX
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 9:21pm UTC
    What You Got Boy;
    is hard to find; i think about it all the time ♥
    Your Love Is My Drug - Ke$ha
    No Jockingg
    XxNeverSayForeverxX

  7. blondieex1234 blondieex1234
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2010 7:31pm UTC
    Something has changed within me, something is not the same.Im through with playing by the rules, of someone elses game.Too late for second guessing, too late to go back to sleep, its time to trust my instincts,close my eyes and leap. its time to try defying gravity. i think ill try defying gravity. kiss me goodbye, im defying gravity, and
    [♥] [♥] [♥]
    youwontbringmedown
    Defying Gravity - Glee
    by far, my new favorite song.
    click the heart [♥]

  8. blondieex1234 blondieex1234
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    I Wanna Eat Food - Parody of Akon, "I Wanna F*ck You"
    i see you chewin and chompin up on that kitchen, i know you see me looking at you and you already knowww i wanna eat food....you already know i wanna eat food...you already know.
    food in the air, yeah cocktail, take you by your chef hat, take you to the kitchen, oh ya.dont eat. wont eat, baby say i dont talk chef but he told on me oh well. make a dinner with me, with the spicy do, baby cook with me; and imma cook with you if you pick me; then imma pick on you. makin all this food and im here to feed it right to you. stuck on chicken and yours is right, quick strirring that soup; imma make it tight; and imma give you your food by the end of the night, cause chicken is chicken and im hooked alright.
    i see you chewin and chompin up on that kitchen, i know you see me looking at you and you already knowww i wanna eat food....you already know i wanna eat food...you already know.
    shawty i can see, you wanna eat. hand full of kitchens and they all got cheese, say you lookin at me now what you gonna eat? just more cheese far as i can see . tryiin get you out on this food, eating food dats just what i do, 30 snacks in the back make it fry like that, cuz im far from full. you know my food-a-gree , actually used to cook fries for me, & i . cook food like it dont mean nothing & besides i got a thing for food.
    i see you chewin and chompin up on that kitchen, i know you see me looking at you and you already knowww i wanna eat food....you already know i wanna eat food...you already know.
    cookin in the club with a green pan, im cooking in the back with in a smoke section, #1, my roast is overdone, you cant cook me but i can cook you. its cool. we cook. we boil. we fry. your stove is wet. your scrubbin your pan, and cleaning the table, your pan is moving, when your chewin and chompin, your table is bouncin your cooking and fryin and lookin at me,
    girl, & when you lookin at me im ready to cook the patty, right up on the patio, cook the patty cook the patty, baby you kinda fatty, the type id like to marry, why dont i just cook you everything and its kinda scary..cuz im lovin the way you cook your bass, spicin, got me spillin my glass. no the rice dont cook up too fast; i got a thang for food..
    i see you chewin and chompin up on that kitchen, i know you see me looking at you and you already knowww i wanna eat food....you already know i wanna eat food...you already know.
    i see you chewin and chompin up on that kitchen, i know you see me looking at you and you already knowww i wanna eat food....you already know i wanna eat food...you already know.
    *ALL mine. PLEASE dont jock.
    its only up here because im on my laptop & i need to save it on a website so i can print it on my cpr. ahah.
    * if you hate it? or think its gay? idgaf. just dont post bad comments; cause i dont wanna hear it. thanks.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. blondieex1234 blondieex1234
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 7:12am UTC
    Buddy The Elf Quote #2
    Arctic Puffin: Hey Buddy, wanna pick some snowberries?
    Buddy: Not Now Arctic Puffin!
    following this sentence, the whale says "buddyyyy hope you find your dad!"
    bestmoviee<3
    you might not think this quote is hilarious. but me and my friend think it is. aha. rate high!
    blondieex1234
    (:

  11. blondieex1234 blondieex1234
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2009 9:38pm UTC
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  12. blondieex1234 blondieex1234
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2009 4:08pm UTC
    Last night I took a walk in the snow
    xCouples holding hands, places to gox
    Seems like everyone but me is in love
    //____Santa can you hear me?____//
    britney spears, My Only Wish ( This Year )
    blondieex1234
    (:

  13. blondieex1234 blondieex1234
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2009 7:09am UTC
    Buddy The Elf Quote #1
    "You did it! Congratulations! Worlds Best Cup of Coffe. Its Great to be here!"
    besttmoviee. <3
    blondieex1234
    (:

  14. XoEmmaOx XoEmmaOx
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 4:40pm UTC
    FULL HOUSE QUOTE #6
    Danny: Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?
    Michelle: Yes I do. Michelle.
    Danny: That's your name.
    Michelle: I like my name.
    Steph: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!
    D.J.: Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?
    Steph: Not if its a girl.
    Danny: I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like... Puddles.
    D.J.: Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail.
    Danny: And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years.

  15. BlueEyedGurl BlueEyedGurl
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 5:52pm UTC
    Sometimes...
    when you cry....
    no one sees your tears.
    Sometimes...
    when you are in pain.
    no one sees your hurt.
    Sometimes..
    when you are worried..
    no one sees your stress
    Sometimes..
    when you are happy...
    no one sees your smile .
    But FART!!just ONE time...
    And everybody knows!!

  16. xxxxxizzycullenxxxx xxxxxizzycullenxxxx
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 5:59pm UTC
    This morning, I walked into the kitchen to find my Dad drinking his coffee. When he took a big sip, I told him I was pregnant. He spit it out all over the table. I'm his son.
    MLIA

  17. peace_love_hearts7 peace_love_hearts7
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 5:38pm UTC
    MLIA #4:
    Today, I answered the door to find a high school girl dressed as Taylor Swift. Halfway through saying "trick or treat," a boy dressed as Kanye pushed her aside proclaiming how much more Beyonce deserved the candy. They both got extra candy.
    MLIA

  18. annaa438 annaa438
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 7:28pm UTC
    The most lied to girl question:
    "Are you okay?"
    "Yeah, I'm fine."
    The most lied to boy question:
    "Got gum?"
    "Nah man, just ate the last piece."
    don't jockk my idea.

  19. x0soccerloverx0 x0soccerloverx0
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 4:29pm UTC
    Weird State Laws #8
    (Florida) You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.

  20. marissarosexx3 marissarosexx3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    The truth is that
    we h i d e because we want to be * f o u n d
    we w-a-l-k a-w-a-y to see who will ______follow
    we cry to see who will<---- ( wipe away the tears )
    & we let our h.e.a.r.t.s get broken to see who will fix__them
    sometimes the person you ->fall<- for isnt ready to catch you
    notminee*
    creditforedit.

:)

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