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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:13pm UTC
    it's amazing how fast your mood can change after you step
    in some water with your socks on

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    my life is just a collection of poorly made
    decisions with alternative music playing
    in the background

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:18pm UTC
    people who make you feel bad for liking what you like
    are the worst kinds of people

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary
    i do it to myself just fine

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    how are 11 year olds in relationships and stuff when i cant even
    order something at mcdonalds without stuttering

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married
    to a computer but now i am plankton

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    i am not anyone’s first choice
    i am not anyone’s favorite
    people may tell me i mean a lot to them
    and that i’m special to them
    but i know there’s someone they
    will always choose over me.

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    i am freezing someone please cuddle me
    or set me on fire either is fine

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    hanging out with friends means sitting in my living room and
    asking each other "so what do you want to do" for a few hours
    and then it’s 11pm and it’s too late to do anything

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:33am UTC
    get your cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC
    have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
    so you just stare blankly into space
    while feeling your heart break into pieces

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    without weird people in this world, life is going to be like vanilla ice cream without sprinkles.

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i'm too poor to buy lovely gifts
    for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them

  15. 伤* 伤*
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    December 29, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    I’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way how am i even going to live the rest
    of my life

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed
    to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up
    and then we would end up falling in love, i want a do over.

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