i was at the mall the other day with my friends and i was walking toward my ex girlfriend and her friends.
She wanted to talk to me so we went in some random store.
Her: I miss you matt.
Me: oh you missed me so much that you cheated on me?
Her: I made a mistake, don't you love me?
Me: No, I can't be with someone who is so self centered
Her: whatever i'm so over you
Me: Ok...