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  1. notbob101 notbob101
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 1:55pm UTC
    thank you for showing us taylor swift that
    1. mine- your true love will last
    2. sparks fly- its ok to fall in love sometimes
    3. back to December- don't let go until your ready
    4 .speak now- say what you want to say before it's too late
    5. dear john- be ready for broken hearts
    6. mean- being rude wont turn out well in the end
    7. the story of us- every moments special
    8. never grow up- enjoy being young
    9. try to meet new people
    10. better than revenge-trust only the people who you've known forever
    11. innocent- never feel guilty
    12. haunted- you have to stay strong
    13 last kiss- cherish every kiss
    14. long live- memories are the closest thing we have to the past
    thank you taylor swift without you all girls would be lost

  2. xochantalox89 xochantalox89
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    What Guys Think Girls do at sleepovers
    - watch chick flicks
    Paint nails
    wear short shorts
    talk about guys
    & have pillow fights
    What we actually do,
    Eat everything,
    Wear t- shirts..
    wrestle.
    Run & Scream
    && they got one right talk about guys <3

  3. newport_girl_7 newport_girl_7
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    It takes millions of people
    [to complete the world]
    but it onle takes you
    to complete mine :*

  4. Xosmileyxo101 Xosmileyxo101
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    we have all:
    sucked on our necklaces
    chewed on our pencils
    spun around in circles for no apprent reason
    tried to hide behind a pole 1/9 our size
    asked our friends to tie our shoes
    and stared at a fish to intertain our selvs
    fav if this is you

  5. DinoGurl DinoGurl
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    OMG, so today, Me and my Mom went to the store.
    My mom went inside, and I just sat in the car.
    Beside me, this old guy, and a little boy [like 7-8 years] were standing by their car.
    The old guy started to BEAT the little boy.
    Then he tossed the boy on top of the car and started smacking him in the head.
    And then he threw the boy in the car and slammed the door.
    And he told the boy "Wait untill we get home. I will have 1 less kid tomorrow'
    then he walked up to me, and was like 'Sorry about that. He kept asking me for a toy dinosaur."
    Then he left and they drove away.
    Click the heart if you think child abuse is wrong!
    *True story*

  6. annafooda annafooda
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    My boyfriend is probably the hardest guy around school.
    One day, we got into an argument, and I had walked away. I came back to see if he was okay, only to find him staring at the floor, hands over his head, tears slowly streaming down.
    He hadn't cried in years. His LGMH.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. iNEEDmysoul iNEEDmysoul
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 4:46pm UTC
    I ran inside from school, slamming the door behind me
    Not bothering to say 'hey' to my mom or little brother,
    i stormed up the stairs.
    Threw my books on the floor
    flopped on my bed and started crying.
    I had just caught my boyfriend making out with one of my best friends in his car.
    A few minutes past and someone opened my door; before i could yell at them to get out
    my 4-year old brother walked in with his plastic baseball bat in his hand and said
    "where can i hide his body?"
    (:

  9. AaniellaBayBee AaniellaBayBee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her:
    "Honey, would you give me a kiss ?"
    Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
    "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her.
    " No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
    "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
    " No way, it's just too risky!"
    "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
    " No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
    "Oh yes you can. Please?"
    " No, no. I just can't" " I'm begging you ... "
    Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and The girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, And in a sleepy voice she said, " Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need Be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours....
    TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL ........
    *not mine saw on a website*

  10. MadiIsAwesome211 MadiIsAwesome211
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 11:38pm UTC
    So today,
    i found out the average North American eats
    about 35,000 cookies in their lifetime,
    favorite if you're positive you've passed that amount.

  11. yelo16 yelo16
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 6:53pm UTC
    i be liev e Pluto
    is still a planet.
    fave if you do too(:

  12. mybestfriendisabackstabber mybestfriendisabackstabber
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. oxolaurennn oxolaurennn
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    He called me today.
    I pressed ignore on the second ring.
    He texted me: "wtf"
    I replied: "hurts, doesn't it?"

  14. _Love_Drunk_ _Love_Drunk_
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    Girl: Hello(: What are yooouu doing
    Boy: I was playing x-box
    Girl: You were playing x-box? What are you doing now?
    Boy: I'm texting you!(:
    Girl: You gaveup x-box for me?!
    Boy: I would drop anything to talk to you..
    ♥ true Story(:

  15. ivanadesigner ivanadesigner
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 4:02pm UTC
    PERIODS
    if a girl put on a mood ring while having her period .
    whould it turn rainbow?

  16. xoxshanxox xoxshanxox
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    she paints a lovely picture,
    but this story hasa twist, ♥
    the paintbrush is
    a razor& her canvas is her wrist.
    {notmyformat}

  17. cucumberchloe cucumberchloe
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 2:42pm UTC
    okay my life isnt
    perfect
    ____________________
    but it comes pretty damn close now that your in it

  18. katastrophe09 katastrophe09
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    Before I met you;
    I didn't know what it was l i ke ;
    To look at someone and smile for ;
    No reason...

  19. LeahBettinax33 LeahBettinax33
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 5:25pm UTC
    Clearly we can't die in 2012, because
    my moms credit card expires in 2013.♥
    *notmyformat.

  20. beautifulbreakdown_x beautifulbreakdown_x
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 7:41am UTC
    Long, but %100 worth reading. ♥
    Hi, Mommy. I'm your baby. You don't know me yet, I'm only a few weeks old.
    You're going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me.
    My name is John, and I've got beautiful brown eyes and black hair. Well, I don't have it yet,
    but I will when I'm born. I'm going to be your only child, and you'll call me your one and only.
    I'm going to grow up without a daddy mostly, but we have each other. We'll help each other,
    and love each other. I want to be a doctor when I grow up. You found out about me today, Mommy!
    You were so excited, you couldn't wait to tell everyone. All you could do all day was smile,
    and life was perfect. You have a beautiful smile, Mommy. It will be the first face I will see in my life,
    and it will be the best thing I see in my life. I know it already. Today was the day you told Daddy.
    You were so excited to tell him about me! ...He wasn't happy, Mommy. He kind of got angry.
    I don't think that you noticed, but he did. He started to talk about something called wedlock,
    and money, and bills, and stuff I don't think I understand yet. You were still happy, though,
    so it was okay. Then he did something scary, Mommy. He hit you. I could feel you fall backward,
    and your hands flying up to protect me. I was okay... but I was very sad for you.
    You were crying then, Mommy. That's a sound I don't like. It doesn't make me feel good.
    It made me cry, too. He said sorry after, and he hugged you again.
    You forgave him, Mommy, but I'm not sure if I do. It wasn't right. You say he loves you...
    why would he hurt you? I don't like it, Mommy. Finally, you can see me!
    Your stomach is a little bit bigger, and you're so proud of me! You went out with your mommy
    to buy new clothes, and you were so so so happy. You sing to me, too. You have the most beautiful
    voice in the whole wide world. When you sing is when I'm happiest. And you talk to me, and I feel safe.
    So safe. You just wait and see, Mommy. When I am born I will be perfect just for you.
    I will make you proud, and I will love you with all of my heart.
    I can move my hands and feet now, Mommy. I do it because you put your
    hands on your belly to feel me, and I giggle. You giggle, too. I love you, Mommy.
    Daddy came to see you today, Mommy. I got really scared. He was acting funny and he
    wasn't talking right. He said he didn't want you. I don't know why, but that's what he said.
    And he hit you again. I got angry, Mommy. When I grow up I promise I won't let you get hurt!
    I promise to protect you. Daddy is bad. I don't care if you think that he is a good person,
    I think he's bad. But he hit you, and he said he didn't want us. He doesn't like me.
    Why doesn't he like me, Mommy? You didn't talk to me tonight, Mommy. Is everything okay?
    It's been three days since you saw Daddy. You haven't talked to me or
    touched me or anything since that. Don't you still love me, Mommy? I still love you.
    I think you feel sad. The only time I feel you is when you sleep. You sleep funny,
    kind of curled up on your side. And you hug me with your arms, and I feel safe and warm again.
    Why don't you do that when you're awake, any more? I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy.
    Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new.
    I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy.
    Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait. ...Mommy, I'm getting scared.
    Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you.
    I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy.
    Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you! Mommy,
    what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad!
    Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop! Don't worry Mommy, I'm safe.
    I'm in heaven with the angels now. They told me what you did, and they said it's called an abortion
    Why, Mommy? Why did you do it? Don't you love me any more? Why did you get rid of me?
    I'm really, really, really sorry if I did something wrong, Mommy. I love you, Mommy!
    I love you with all of my heart. Why don't you love me? What did I do to deserve what they did to me?
    I want to live, Mommy! Please! It really, really hurts to see you not care about me, and not talk to me. Didn't I love you enough? Please say you'll keep me, Mommy! I want to live smile
    and watch the clouds and see your face and grow up and be a doctor. I don't want to be here,
    I want you to love me again! I'm really really really sorry if I did something wrong. I love you!
    I love you, Mommy. Every abortion is just… One more heart that was stopped.
    Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch.
    Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak,
    you’re not just losing them.. they’re losing you too.
    Now, Press The heart if your
    Against Abortions! ♥

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