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iMperfectionatee
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June 27, 2011 8:32pm UTC

That feeling you get when you realize your sounding like a total lesbian.(:

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iMperfectionatee
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June 27, 2011 8:38pm UTC

That's so funny.The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, i fell of my dinosaur.

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Sermons_For_Justice
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May 31, 2012 8:12pm UTC

"I walk a lonely road the only road that I have every known.
Dont know where it goes,
But it's home to me,
And I walk alone."

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unstopable2956
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June 1, 2012 10:27am UTC

My monkey can beat the BANNAS out of YOUR monkey

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Bee
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June 1, 2012 8:27pm UTC

♥ When he wears a beanie,
It is the cutest thing ever ♥

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Bee
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May 30, 2012 3:35am UTC

Bianca is in a relationship with Isabella.
♥ 1 minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

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IzzyStyles69
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May 30, 2012 6:35pm UTC

you've been dating for what,three days ..... hunny its NOT!! love!

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MollyMonster11
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May 31, 2012 2:53am UTC

You expect me to be perfect?
Maybe you should try to be me.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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May 30, 2012 11:59am UTC

without breath or distant rejoinder

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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RomanceOnARocketshipp
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May 31, 2012 1:52am UTC

Its no big deal, really. Break her heart. Let her down. Make her cry. Because you "care" about her...right?

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purplehaze
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:30am UTC

that one friend
Who thinks they're cupid
format: h0peful

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13YearsAndCounting19
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May 31, 2012 1:03am UTC

When a guy does
something stupid once it's
Because he's a guy.
When a guy does
something stupid twice it's
Because of a girl.♥
-THE LORAX Because he's a guy.

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ejlover27
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May 30, 2012 11:35am UTC

Hulk: Me no understand why socks, shirt, and shoes come off but shorts stay on and turn
purple.
-my friend's dad :}

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br0kenwings
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May 31, 2012 2:38am UTC

She buried her face in his shoulder as he held her. All that she could think was that she needed him. She needed his arms around her, needed him to hold her and whisper that they'd find a way to be together.

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