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  1. RawrAndStuff RawrAndStuff
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    You here a noise
    is it daylight?
    Yes no
    ↓ ↓
    it's nothing run for your life!!!

  2. lizzyforever11 lizzyforever11
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle
    little b i t c h
    i hope you fall
    into a ditch

  3. captivated captivated
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 8:13am UTC
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  4. y0uCanCh0ke0ny0urMisery y0uCanCh0ke0ny0urMisery
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    This is not to offend anyone, my friend did it for a talent show and i thought it was amazing(:
    Words go to music of
    super bass by nicki minaj(;
    this one if for the girls with the frilly pom poms
    crazy stuck up girls with their psycho moms
    when you seem her in a stunt
    she be cheering up
    see her little chicken legs as she going up
    she blonde, she dumb she can't spell thumb
    she's always think that she's the better one
    she's a preppy little snob snob
    never had a job job
    when she does her cheer cheer
    fingers in my ear ear
    that's the kind of girl i don't want to be
    and yes you'll get slapped if you look at me
    i said excuse me you're a fake little girl
    i mean m-m my my i want to flatten your curls
    you think your so fly when you're high in the sky
    you're like lamer than the guy who doesn't date 'cause he's shy-oh
    yes we did yes we did
    somebody please tell em who the EFF we is
    we are them soccer players we head them balls up
    don't bunch up
    wreck them girls up

  5. Ally6866 Ally6866
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    I'm so wet right now!
    That's right-
    I just came out of the shower
    Fav if you thought of something else
    nmf

  6. breakmedown breakmedown
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 1:43am UTC
    REMIND ME WHY...
    I ever liked you. Remind me why I trusted you. Or how about why i told my friends you were different this time. How you treated me differently then all the other girls you played. Remind me why I listened to all your bullshit. Remind me why i would like you when I promised myself that I would never like a douche like you. Can you remind me why I let you do that stuff to me. Can you?
    BECAUSE I CAN'T REMEMBER.

  7. breakmedown breakmedown
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    I'm sick of relationships.
    Give me a flirtationship ;)

  8. immaballer immaballer
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    My girlfriend said we needed to talk
    I told her she already
    ...knew what I liked on my sandwhich.
    MLIB


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  10. yourlilslut yourlilslut
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 3:52pm UTC
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  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    fave this if you use your phone as
    a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit.

  13. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    DURING THE SUMMER:
    Everyday I'm shufflin'
    DURING THE WINTER:
    Everyday I'm shovelin'

  14. 16asboyle 16asboyle
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 6:53pm UTC
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    Thanks steve.
    for being there threw
    notifications
    crashes
    mean users
    and well more crashes
    you have made witty one of the greatest websites (:
    FAVE FOR STEVE!! (So he can see this)
    <3
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  17. sometimesithurts sometimesithurts
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    sometimes it's
    better to be alone
    BECAUSE THAT WAY NO ONE
    CAN HURT YOU?

  18. cheerleaderxx29 cheerleaderxx29
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    I didn't fall for you...
    I tripped..
    Really Hard.

  19. AndYouSaidIWasDumb AndYouSaidIWasDumb
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    on a scale
    1 to spongebob
    how ready are you?

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. xxhihihihihixx xxhihihihihixx
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    if you're brave enough to say
    GOODBYE
    life will reward you with a new
    HELLO

:)

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