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To do list,
~ Wear a shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on a street corner.
~Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
~Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
~Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
~Make vanilla pudding. Put into Mayo container. Eat in public.
~Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C" and watch the show.
~Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
~Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
~Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you.."
~Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
~Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!" I've been turned into a parrot."
~Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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